Burglar stuck in chimney

[PC Guy]

I used to watch Rescue 911 all the time as a little kid in the early 90's. Well, I happened to find this episode where the burglar literally was stuck inside someone's chimney. Now this crook is definitely one of America's Most Dumbest Criminal. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUGpNu2wy4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUGpNu2wy4&feature=related)

[Odysseus]

Best line and response:


Homeowner: What are you doing in my chimney?

Burglar: I'm Santa Claus.

Homeowner: I don't think so. I don't see any presents, and I know I've been good.

LOL