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warpig
11-02-2010, 04:59 AM
The Texas DPS are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A..The Dallas Cowboys


Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A.Old



Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A.Nobody remembers.



Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

NJCardFan
11-02-2010, 10:18 AM
A social worker had to interview a little boy who had been abused most of his life by different family members. His parents used to beat him and he was taken away from them and sent to live with his grandparents, who also beat him. Now that he's in foster care, the social worker started to look for a nice loving home for him to live. Just out of curiosity, she wanted to ask the little boy what kind of family he'd like to live with. The little boy answered, "The Dallas Cowboys." She pressed, "The Dallas Cowboys? Why?" He replied, "Because they don't beat nobody."

Molon Labe
11-02-2010, 11:33 AM
Yes.

It's a sad day in big D when the Lions have more wins.

:D

lacarnut
11-02-2010, 01:35 PM
If Jones had any sense, he would sack Wade and re hire Jimmy Johnson and let him run the show.

Rebel Yell
11-02-2010, 02:32 PM
If Jones had any sense, he would sack Wade and re hire Jimmy Johnson and let him run the show.

You know, you could take almost all those jokes and substitute the Saints and they'd be just as good. Especially to a Falcons fan.;):D

Seriously, what happened? And don't just say "Reggie Bush is hurt". It's more than that. They got fat and lazy.

fettpett
11-02-2010, 02:50 PM
You know, you could take almost all those jokes and substitute the Saints and they'd be just as good. Especially to a Falcons fan.;):D

Seriously, what happened? And don't just say "Reggie Bush is hurt". It's more than that. They got fat and lazy.

too much partying after the Super Bowl.


As a Packer Fan (and outside the stupid play of the Packers at times) I love how this season is playing out with both the Viqueens and Cowfails falling flat on their respective faces. Only downside is both will have high draft picks this year. :mad:

lacarnut
11-02-2010, 04:35 PM
You know, you could take almost all those jokes and substitute the Saints and they'd be just as good. Especially to a Falcons fan.;):D

Seriously, what happened? And don't just say "Reggie Bush is hurt". It's more than that. They got fat and lazy.

Their record is 5-3 and just one game behind the birds. Plus, they beat a good Pitts team Monday night. They may have had a wake up call and we will see how the second half of the season turns out.

NJCardFan
11-02-2010, 11:07 PM
too much partying after the Super Bowl.


As a Packer Fan (and outside the stupid play of the Packers at times) I love how this season is playing out with both the Viqueens and Cowfails falling flat on their respective faces. Only downside is both will have high draft picks this year. :mad:

If there is a next year.

fettpett
11-03-2010, 12:18 AM
If there is a next year.

next year, 2012...eh the players are fucking themselves and did when they hired Smith as their Union Leader. their loss