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namvet
11-16-2010, 12:01 PM
A new sign in the Bank
Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank
is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to
withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new
facility are requested to
use the procedures
outlined below when
accessing their accounts.

After months of careful
research, "MALE &
FEMALE" procedures
have been developed.
Please follow the
appropriate steps for your
gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash
machine.

2. Put down your car
window.

3. Insert card into machine
and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash
required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and
receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(What is really funny is
that most of this part is
the truth!!!!)

1. Drive up to cash
machine.

2. Reverse and back up
the required amount to
align car window with the
machine.

3. Set parking brake, put
the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove
all contents on to
passenger seat to locate
card.

5. Tell person on cell
phone you will call them
back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card
into machine.

7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine
due to its excessive
distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right
way.

10. Dig through handbag
to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside back
page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash
required.

14. Check makeup in rear
view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and
receipt.

16. Empty handbag again
to locate wallet and place
cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in
check register and place
receipt in back of check
book.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash
machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag,
locate card holder, and
place card into the slot
provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate
male driver waiting behind
you.

24. Restart stalled engine
and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell
phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking
Brake.