View Full Version : Malodorous Perp Gets 90 Days In Jail

11-16-2010, 03:23 PM
The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail. ...Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”...http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/melissawilliamsfrontimage.jpg


11-16-2010, 03:38 PM
Words kind of fail here. :eek:

11-16-2010, 03:44 PM
Words kind of fail here. :eek:

One doesn't: Meth

11-16-2010, 03:47 PM
She looks too fat to be a tweaker.

11-16-2010, 05:18 PM

Is that Randy Quaid in a wig?:eek:

11-16-2010, 05:29 PM
She looks too fat to be a tweaker.

Yeah, but the way her lips meet looks like she's got the meth teeth issues. We don't really have a meth problem in Detroit, but I've seen some pretty fat crack heads over the years.

11-16-2010, 07:03 PM
There are some stories I really just don't need to know about.

11-16-2010, 09:18 PM
Knife or cunnilingus on malodorous drug addict...? I'd take having my throat cut, thanks.

11-16-2010, 10:12 PM