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Gingersnap
11-16-2010, 03:56 PM
Gay vultures split up to go straight

Two gay vultures at a German zoo are going to be split up.

15 November 2010 16:30 GMT

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Gay vultures split up to go straight

Two gay vultures at a German zoo are going to be split up.

The homosexual birds have spent the last few months building a nest together at the Allwetter Zoo in Muenster much to the dismay of keepers.

The zoo desperately needs to breed new vulture chicks and so has decided to move one of the male birds to a nest with a female so they can mate.

Gay groups in Germany are protesting against the decision but curator Dirk Wewers insists the couple have to be separated.

Wewers said: "They weren't happy as a gay couple anyway - the other vultures picked on them and stole their nest materials."

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Articulate_Ape
11-16-2010, 04:01 PM
I bet their nest was fabulously immaculate.

noonwitch
11-16-2010, 04:14 PM
"They weren't happy as a gay couple anyway-the other vultures picked on them and stole their nest materials."


The fact that gay germans are taking this so hard is hilarious in and of itself.

Odysseus
11-16-2010, 08:14 PM
Was the roadkill considered community property?

Rockntractor
11-16-2010, 08:37 PM
This is one animal that doesn't surprise me going gay, fudge packing can't be anymore disgusting than lunch is!:eek:

Kay
11-16-2010, 10:59 PM
Oh gawd....I can't wait for all the copycat gay
animal couples to start springing up in California.

The Fabulous Beekman Boys should adopt these
two buzzards for their farm.