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Gingersnap
11-22-2010, 02:26 PM
Yes, That Flattened Head Mugshot is Real

By Gus Garcia-Roberts, Fri., Nov. 19 2010 @ 1:42PM
Comments (119)

Update: View the "Half a Head" police report here.

http://i51.tinypic.com/5niq9y.jpg

Our inaugural Mugshots Friday post has been getting quite a lot of reaction-- mostly because nobody can believe that the photo of the dude with the severely flattened head is real. It is.

The poor guy has been arrested quite alot during his 25 years for disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary. But really-- can you blame him for any of that?

Here are mugshots from another arrest this year. No, we don't know how he's still alive.

:eek:

Miami News blog (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/11/yes_that_flattened_head_mugsho.php)

Articulate_Ape
11-22-2010, 02:36 PM
No, we don't know how he's still alive.

I imagine that if you asked him, he'd have half a mind to tell you.

Rebel Yell
11-22-2010, 02:39 PM
I bet his head collects water when it rains.

Articulate_Ape
11-22-2010, 02:41 PM
I bet his head collects water when it rains.

Yeah, he's like a walking birdbath.

Teddy Kennedy
11-22-2010, 02:48 PM
Weird

Gingersnap
11-22-2010, 02:48 PM
Give the guy some credit - he's completely zombie-proof.

Teddy Kennedy
11-22-2010, 02:54 PM
Give the guy some credit - he's completely zombie-proof.

I hadn't considered that. You make a good point.

lacarnut
11-22-2010, 03:00 PM
Yeah, he's like a walking birdbath.

That is down right cruel.:)

NJCardFan
11-22-2010, 03:14 PM
The comments in the mug shot section are hilarious. It's amazing how bleeding heart liberals feel sorry for criminals. It really is. They could give 2 fucks about their victims though. There are idiots talking about their being poor is the reason why they commit crimes. Well, there are a whole lot of poor people who don't commit crimes so that analogy is flawed. But then again facts to a liberal is like water to an electrical fire.

Rebel Yell
11-22-2010, 03:15 PM
Give the guy some credit - he's completely zombie-proof.

Apparently not completely. Looks like they already got to him.

Bubba Dawg
11-22-2010, 07:47 PM
Brain donor.

Rockntractor
11-22-2010, 08:01 PM
No word as to what caused the shape of his head?
Does he teach school in Pittsburgh?

Bubba Dawg
11-22-2010, 08:03 PM
No word as to what caused the shape of his head?
Does he teach school in Pittsburgh?

Too tall.

Articulate_Ape
11-22-2010, 08:44 PM
No word as to what caused the shape of his head?
Does he teach school in Pittsburgh?

He chewed too much Dentine.

Rockntractor
11-22-2010, 08:48 PM
He chewed too much Dentine.
Nice!:D

Rockntractor
11-22-2010, 08:55 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/assets_c/2010/11/mugshot1-thumb-400x519.jpg
Ginger is slipping, she missed a few

Rockntractor
11-22-2010, 08:56 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/assets_c/2010/11/mugshot5-thumb-400x519.jpg

Articulate_Ape
11-22-2010, 09:08 PM
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/assets_c/2010/11/mugshot5-thumb-400x519.jpg

Now there's a guy who would be really hard to lynch.

noonwitch
11-23-2010, 09:05 AM
The comments in the mug shot section are hilarious. It's amazing how bleeding heart liberals feel sorry for criminals. It really is. They could give 2 fucks about their victims though. There are idiots talking about their being poor is the reason why they commit crimes. Well, there are a whole lot of poor people who don't commit crimes so that analogy is flawed. But then again facts to a liberal is like water to an electrical fire.


This guy isn't a really serious criminal. Some symapthy is possible.


I find myself wondering how his head ended up like that, and how that contributes to his problems now in a neurological sense. He's missing part of his brain, literally. It's not that I'm overly sympathetic, but he obviously is in need of some type of treatment or therapy to help him use the other parts of his brain to compensate.

Rebel Yell
11-23-2010, 10:11 AM
He's missing part of his brain, literally.

No hell he's not!!!!!!! He still has part of his brain.;):D