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bijou
11-30-2010, 11:39 AM
What kind of a guy exposes himself and touches his genitals during a screening of the new Harry Potter movie?

Meet Alexander Ofner.

The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police....
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/alexanderofner.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/harry-potter/man-arrested-pleasuring-self-during-new-%E2%80%9Charry-potter%E2%80%9D-movie (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/harry-potter/man-arrested-pleasuring-self-during-new-%E2%80%9Charry-potter%E2%80%9D-movie)

Who knew Harry Potter was so stimulating? :eek:

Gingersnap
11-30-2010, 12:26 PM
I expect it was less the film and more the demographics of the audience that Fat Boy found stimulating.

NJCardFan
11-30-2010, 12:31 PM
Well, Emma Watson has turned into a little hottie but not that hot.

noonwitch
11-30-2010, 12:45 PM
Gret mug shot, though-he's got that "What'd I do?" look down pretty good.

Bailey
11-30-2010, 01:30 PM
Well, Emma Watson has turned into a little hottie but not that hot.

Wish I could gain entrance to her chamber of secrets. (that was bad but been waiting for a HP thread to use it)

NJCardFan
11-30-2010, 02:39 PM
Wish I could gain entrance to her chamber of secrets. (that was bad but been waiting for a HP thread to use it)

I ain't digging her short hair though.

Bailey
11-30-2010, 03:08 PM
I ain't digging her short hair though.

She has hair? :confused::D

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-01-2010, 08:17 AM
She has hair? :confused::D

Down there, yes.

Bailey
12-01-2010, 08:31 AM
Down there, yes.

You know this to be true? she could keep a clean shop down there. :D

djones520
12-01-2010, 08:35 AM
You know this to be true? she could keep a clean shop down there. :D

Use your google foo.

Bailey
12-01-2010, 08:50 AM
Use your google foo.

Lol I guess there is a shot of her deathly hallows?

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-01-2010, 09:16 AM
Lol I guess there is a shot of her deathly hallows?

Indeed there is :D

Bailey
12-01-2010, 12:26 PM
No she doesnt keep a clean shop :eek::D



Boy she loves flashing her snitch. (i can go all day with this)