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RobJohnson
12-02-2010, 12:32 PM
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.More details if you really need them (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573)

megimoo
12-02-2010, 12:47 PM
More details if you really need them (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573)
Oh Great,Just what we need. Now every queer with an Exhibit Fixation on both coasts will be heading for the airport to 'Get Their Jollies' !

megimoo
12-02-2010, 12:49 PM
More details if you really need them (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573)Why did they arrest the old fag !The TSA guy was the one flipping around with him !

Gingersnap
12-02-2010, 12:55 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D

megimoo
12-02-2010, 01:14 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :DWe're talking San Francisco !The land of the Fruit and Nuts.A Queer Interior decorator would naturally change it's name to entice it's customers to something rather exotic.
Something like Humpty Brahn or Sammy SweetTouch !While hanging the drapes who knows what could happen especially while wearing those tight in the crotch pants .

Molon Labe
12-02-2010, 01:17 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D

It is.

Still funny though. :D

hampshirebrit
12-02-2010, 01:37 PM
Now Wikileaks is onto it:

WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603)


Citing the imminent demise of the TSA, Assange claims that the incident leading up to Cummings’ arrest would be “the shot heard around the world.”

:D

megimoo
12-02-2010, 02:06 PM
Now Wikileaks is onto it:

WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents (http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603)



:DHow is this a crime ?The Old Fag was clearly manipulated into an ejaculation !

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.

As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

linda22003
12-02-2010, 02:10 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D

If you're only PRETTY sure, you're slippin'.

hampshirebrit
12-02-2010, 02:13 PM
How is this a crime ?The Old Fag was clearly manipulated into an ejaculation !

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.

As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

Dude. It's satire. It didn't really happen (well not yet, anyway).

Rockntractor
12-02-2010, 02:16 PM
Different strokes for different folks!

linda22003
12-02-2010, 06:22 PM
How is this a crime ?The Old Fag was clearly manipulated into an ejaculation !



Someone else who can't distinguish parody from reality.....:cool:

megimoo
12-02-2010, 06:39 PM
Dude. It's satire. It didn't really happen (well not yet, anyway).
Dude.How can you be sure ? An old fag would be in his glory if TSA fondled his junk !

Hawkgirl
12-02-2010, 06:39 PM
Dude. It's satire. It didn't really happen (well not yet, anyway).


it's only a matter of time

RobJohnson
12-02-2010, 11:13 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D

On top of the fact that the TSA does not handcuff anyone, law enforcement does...

Zathras
12-03-2010, 01:41 AM
TSA...it's not just for airports anymore.....NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFVNbPuyrXk

John Marston
12-03-2010, 01:42 AM
LOL. Satire or not, at least somebody enjoyed it

djones520
12-03-2010, 07:07 AM
Dude.How can you be sure ? An old fag would be in his glory if TSA fondled his junk !

Because some people actually clicked the link Megi.


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The funny thing is, that the second I saw this story had made it here, I knew you were going to get suckered in by it.

megimoo
12-03-2010, 08:47 AM
Because some people actually clicked the link Megi.





The funny thing is, that the second I saw this story had made it here, I knew you were going to get suckered in by it.You're a very bright little kid Mr Jones !:p

Apache
12-03-2010, 12:11 PM
I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D

You wrote this, didn't you Ginger? Fess up :D