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Bubba Dawg
12-12-2010, 08:33 PM
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(Dec. 10) -- Filmmaker Michael Moore is getting a jump on his New Year's resolution by checking himself into a luxury weight-loss camp in Florida.

http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/michael-moore-checks-into-florida-weight-loss-camp/19754958

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2010, 08:34 PM
$4500.00 a week.

Rockntractor
12-12-2010, 08:42 PM
$4500.00 a week.

I could put him to work for less than that and he would definitely lose the blubber!

Odysseus
12-12-2010, 10:35 PM
$4500.00 a week.

Now, the one thing that the Cuban health care system has over ours is the weight loss plan. Just living there makes you lose weight. Come to think of it, most communist countries have the same system. It's called, "famine."

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-12-2010, 10:41 PM
Capitalism is treating him pretty good.

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2010, 10:42 PM
"Famine" for health care. I guess "plague" is considered intensive care.

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2010, 10:43 PM
Capitalism is treating him pretty good.

Poor guy. Imagine how fat he'd be under Socialism.

m00
12-12-2010, 10:45 PM
Poor guy. Imagine how fat he'd be under Socialism.

Well, he'd be a Politburo or "Information Officer" in the Ministry of Propaganda, so I'm sure he'd eat just as well.

PoliCon
12-13-2010, 01:06 AM
clearly it's McDonald's fault he's fat.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 03:51 AM
clearly it's McDonald's fault he's fat.

McDonalds Chairman should be sent to Gulag for offending Comrade Moore!

Bubba Dawg
12-13-2010, 05:25 AM
Moore could lose 20 pounds of ugly fat instantly by cutting off his head.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 05:37 AM
Why does Moore always seem so dirty looking?

Bubba Dawg
12-13-2010, 08:02 AM
Why does Moore always seem so dirty looking?

Scuzzy I call it. Either one works.

He looks it cuz he is.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 08:18 AM
Scuzzy I call it. Either one works.

He looks it cuz he is.

Yeah. I mean a guy can be fat and still look OK--If he takes care of himself otherwise. There are plenty of distinguished looking overweight men--In our own history, William H. Taft was a rotund figure, but he was not dirty looking. Moore just looks like a dirty sumbitch. His hair always looks greasy and matted and he just looks gross.

And he's such a piece of work too. I haven't seen his Farenheight 9/11 movie in years, but I remember it having a truth bent--and I have disgust for truthers. Also, he rails against capitalism, calling it "Evil" and claims no one can become wealthy under capitalism. Oh really? He's a hypocrite. He rails against the 'evils' of capitalism, and then goes to a luxury, very capitalist "Weight spa." He should put his money where his fat mouth is and move to Cuba. Why isn't he going to a weight loss center there?

By the way, this reminds me--Isn't it illegal for an American citizen to go to Cuba? Why wasn't he charged with anything for going back when he filmed his Sicko movie?

Odysseus
12-13-2010, 10:05 AM
"Famine" for health care. I guess "plague" is considered intensive care.
Sort of. In America, Botox is a beauty treatment. In Cuba, plague is a makeover. :D

Why does Moore always seem so dirty looking?
Because he never bathes? I guess he's filthy rich in more ways than one.

Yeah. I mean a guy can be fat and still look OK--If he takes care of himself otherwise. There are plenty of distinguished looking overweight men--In our own history, William H. Taft was a rotund figure, but he was not dirty looking. Moore just looks like a dirty sumbitch. His hair always looks greasy and matted and he just looks gross.

And he's such a piece of work too. I haven't seen his Farenheight 9/11 movie in years, but I remember it having a truth bent--and I have disgust for truthers. Also, he rails against capitalism, calling it "Evil" and claims no one can become wealthy under capitalism. Oh really? He's a hypocrite. He rails against the 'evils' of capitalism, and then goes to a luxury, very capitalist "Weight spa." He should put his money where his fat mouth is and move to Cuba. Why isn't he going to a weight loss center there?

By the way, this reminds me--Isn't it illegal for an American citizen to go to Cuba? Why wasn't he charged with anything for going back when he filmed his Sicko movie?

They don't have weight loss centers in Cuba. The entire island is a weight loss center. It's called the "Castro imposed Socialsim and all I have to eat is what I can beg from the tourists" diet.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 10:15 AM
Scuzzy I call it. Either one works.

He looks it cuz he is.


Sort of. In America, Botox is a beauty treatment. In Cuba, plague is a makeover. :D

Because he never bathes? I guess he's filthy rich in more ways than one.


They don't have weight loss centers in Cuba. The entire island is a weight loss center. It's called the "Castro imposed Socialsim and all I have to eat is what I can beg from the tourists" diet.

Then Cuba should be perfect for a man like Moore who is trying to shed a few hundred pounds.
Let the Cubans have him. We'll trade their Cigars in trade.

Also--OT--But I wonder if we can convince Hugo Chavez to take Sean Penn as well. He's another no good bastard whom I deeply dislike.

Gingersnap
12-13-2010, 10:21 AM
Why didn't he just buy the book? $4,500 a week to eat a semi-raw diet and do a little exercise seems like a waste of money to me.

Of course, I'm not a socialist so what do I know about value? :confused:

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 10:25 AM
Why didn't he just buy the book? $4,500 a week to eat a semi-raw diet and do a little exercise seems like a waste of money to me.

Of course, I'm not a socialist so what do I know about value? :confused:

You'd think too, for a man who supposedly cares about the plight of the poor so much, he'd take those thousands and give them to charity rather than relaxing in luxury for however long it is.

I watched an interview with him on Hannity, and he kept dodging the fact that he's a millionaire. Hannity kept bringing it up, and Moore kept saying, "Well, no, I just live comfortably." He couldn't even admit the fact that he's a rich man.

I personally believe in charity...If I had millions to spend, sure, some of it would be on items of leisure, and a good sum of it would go to provide for the future, for when I have children...But a good percentage would also go towards helping and enriching those who were less well off than I'd be. And I wouldn't discriminate in who I'd provide the charity too, either. I'd provide to single mothers, poor families, children's charities and finally probably both Liberal and Conservative causes in equal measure.

Apache
12-13-2010, 10:25 AM
$4500.00 a week.

Just an average joe eh, Mikey? :rolleyes:

Apache
12-13-2010, 10:29 AM
You'd think too, for a man who supposedly cares about the plight of the poor so much, he'd take those thousands and give them to charity rather than relaxing in luxury for however long it is.

I watched an interview with him on Hannity, and he kept dodging the fact that he's a millionaire. Hannity kept bringing it up, and Moore kept saying, "Well, no, I just live comfortably." He couldn't even admit the fact that he's a rich man.

I personally believe in charity...If I had millions to spend, sure, some of it would be on items of leisure, and a good sum of it would go to provide for the future, for when I have children...But a good percentage would also go towards helping and enriching those who were less well off than I'd be. And I wouldn't discriminate in who I'd provide the charity too, either. I'd provide to single mothers, poor families, children's charities and finally probably both Liberal and Conservative causes in equal measure.

Moore is a liar, and a hack. He tells his point of view facts be damned....

PoliCon
12-13-2010, 10:33 AM
McDonalds Chairman should be sent to Gulag for offending Comrade Moore!

Gulag is too good for McDonalds!

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 11:01 AM
Gulag is too good for McDonalds!

What's wrong with Mickey D's?

Apache
12-13-2010, 11:16 AM
What's wrong with Mickey D's?

Projectile vomit :eek:

PoliCon
12-13-2010, 11:38 AM
What's wrong with Mickey D's?

The 'food.' :rolleyes: hello?

noonwitch
12-13-2010, 11:39 AM
Why didn't he just buy the book? $4,500 a week to eat a semi-raw diet and do a little exercise seems like a waste of money to me.

Of course, I'm not a socialist so what do I know about value? :confused:


He should try Marianne Williamson's new book. She was at the church last week pushing it (I skipped that week, because I know it isn't mature to smirk all through someone's sermon). I love it that a skinny, petite woman who has never in her life struggled with her weight is now an expert on other people's weight issues. I'm sure she'll make another mint off it after she appears on Oprah the next time.

AmPat
12-13-2010, 04:21 PM
He needs to go to NK for a year. His fat, capitolist provided, burger eating butt would'nt have to pay $4500 a week, he'd lose weight for free and be able to donate the money saved to all those poor people he claims to champion.

Apocalypse
12-13-2010, 05:05 PM
He's done this before, infact if I remember just this last summer, when he went awol from his flock and said he didn't want to tell any one for all the attacks on him self it would cause.

This guy won't lose weight, too lazy and will always blame others for what he does to him self.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-13-2010, 05:07 PM
He's done this before, infact if I remember just this last summer, when he went awol from his flock and said he didn't want to tell any one for all the attacks on him self it would cause.

This guy won't lose weight, too lazy and will always blame others for what he does to him self.

"The reason I'm fat is because of all those large, greedy corporations. They're bloating me up. Greedy, horrible rich people."

AmPat
12-13-2010, 05:18 PM
"The reason I'm fat is because of all those large, greedy corporations. They're bloating me up. Greedy, horrible rich people, they keep forcing me to eat those super-sized burgers, large fries, milk shakes and diet colas.,,, you gonna eat those Cheetos?":cool:

Articulate_Ape
12-13-2010, 06:59 PM
I wonder if I sent them an extra 20 large, they would take his weight down to zero.

Odysseus
12-14-2010, 10:24 AM
I wonder if I sent them an extra 20 large, they would take his weight down to zero.

I think that would require a wood chipper. :D

AmPat
12-14-2010, 05:03 PM
I think that would require a wood chipper. :D

The fat would either clog it up or render grease no longer required.

Bubba Dawg
12-14-2010, 08:40 PM
What's wrong with Mickey D's?

I really like Chicken McFuggets. And their fries.

Rockntractor
12-14-2010, 11:13 PM
He is donating several thousand pounds to Julian Assange.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
12-15-2010, 01:23 AM
He is donating several thousand pounds to Julian Assange.

Lmao. That was very good.