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Articulate_Ape
12-17-2010, 08:26 PM
Miffed.

Your thoughts?

djones520
12-17-2010, 08:30 PM
Crushing nuts in Iran?

Gingersnap
12-17-2010, 08:40 PM
Crushing nuts in Iran?

I'm guessing you don't mean pistachios.

Rockntractor
12-17-2010, 08:41 PM
He would castrate Policon, cut his tongue out and make him a house boy!:)

megimoo
12-17-2010, 08:46 PM
He would castrate Policon, cut his tongue out and make him a house boy!:)Why bother .His little dingus is so small even the ducks laugh at him .

Gingersnap
12-17-2010, 08:58 PM
He would castrate Policon, cut his tongue out and make him a house boy!:)

You're thinking of Alexander the Great. I read that book: 'The Persian Boy'. :D

(I think he needed his tongue, though.)

Rockntractor
12-17-2010, 09:01 PM
You're thinking of Alexander the Great. I read that book: 'The Persian Boy'. :D

(I think he needed his tongue, though.)

Okay, tongue stays.:)

Articulate_Ape
12-17-2010, 09:39 PM
He would be mopping up in Afghanistan, that's for sure.

Gingersnap
12-17-2010, 10:08 PM
He would be mopping up in Afghanistan, that's for sure.

He certainly did an extensive job the first time.

Kay
12-17-2010, 11:33 PM
He damn sure wouldn't be trying to win over hearts and minds.
He would sweep through laying waste ... once and done.

Articulate_Ape
12-17-2010, 11:36 PM
He certainly did an extensive job the first time.

The Geng was all over that theng. This was a guy that understood war. I am betting he wouldn't use smart bombs today, even if he had them. That was how he rolled.

I bet the Afghans were the first people to yell, "Khan!"

Rockntractor
12-17-2010, 11:43 PM
The Geng was all over that theng. This was a guy that understood war. I am betting he wouldn't use smart bombs today, even if he had them. That was how he rolled.

I bet the Afghans were the first people to yell, "Khan!"

Personally I think if Khan were alive today he would be kicked back with a bunch of gay guys getting ripped on fermented horse milk.

Kay
12-18-2010, 12:12 AM
A role taylor made for John Wayne:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRE7R6iktW4SOpYhRdmZRoE0b5wDMq4 GuAcqf8ZAFRw2TcUQKT4w

His Mongol accent was superb:

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Articulate_Ape
12-18-2010, 12:31 AM
Personally I think if Khan were alive today he would be kicked back with a bunch of gay guys getting ripped on fermented horse milk.

What, are you gay?

Rockntractor
12-18-2010, 12:35 AM
What, are you gay?

I'm very happy!:D

Articulate_Ape
12-18-2010, 12:35 AM
The only way to slow Chuck Norris down at all is to say, "Genghis Khan".

Zathras
12-18-2010, 04:48 AM
The Geng was all over that theng. This was a guy that understood war. I am betting he wouldn't use smart bombs today, even if he had them. That was how he rolled.

I bet the Afghans were the first people to yell, "Khan!"

I thought that was William Shatner....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

djones520
12-18-2010, 06:34 AM
The only way to slow Chuck Norris down at all is to say, "Genghis Khan".

No, you got that backwards. Chuck Norris WAS Genghis Khan. He just got bored with it.

Kay
12-18-2010, 08:47 AM
http://images9.cpcache.com/product/50481429v4_480x480_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2010, 10:04 AM
He damn sure wouldn't be trying to win over hearts and minds.
He would sweep through laying waste ... once and done.

So, you've met my MIL?

Apache
12-18-2010, 10:15 AM
So, you've met my MIL?

$50 in English francs, deposited into a Peruvian bank account (of my choice) will keep that statement between us...;)










:p

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2010, 10:18 AM
$50 in English francs, deposited into a Peruvian bank account (of my choice) will keep that statement between us...;)










:p

:eek:

The check's in the mail. :D

Apache
12-18-2010, 10:40 AM
:eek:

The check's in the mail. :D

My dog's still chasing the last check you sent :eek::p

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2010, 10:44 AM
My dog's still chasing the last check you sent :eek::p

GOTTA GET A FASTER DAWG OR A SLOWER MAILMAN. :p:D

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2010, 10:45 AM
My dog's still chasing the last check you sent :eek::p

Or you could wait until it stops bouncing and pick it up. :D

Starbuck
12-18-2010, 11:08 AM
He damn sure wouldn't be trying to win over hearts and minds.
He would sweep through laying waste ... once and done.

Oh, he won hearts and mind, all right. He'd kill about half the people, inform the other half that they are going to work hard and pay taxes, then leave a small contingent of soldiers who were to report to him if all did not go well. It always went well.

Clint Eastwood did a pretty fair imitation in his movie, "The Unforgiven", where he tells the town people they better behave or he'll come back and kill 'em all.

AmPat
12-18-2010, 02:23 PM
He'd execute all the manly men and invite openly gay mongols into his army. They would sweep through entire continents rearranging the furniture, decorating the windows, and throwing fabulous balls in all the cities.

Bubba Dawg
12-18-2010, 02:34 PM
He'd execute all the manly men and invite openly gay mongols into his army. They would sweep through entire continents rearranging the furniture, decorating the windows, and throwing fabulous balls in all the cities.

Nice. :D

Kay
12-18-2010, 06:09 PM
He'd execute all the manly men and invite openly gay mongols into his army. They would sweep through entire continents rearranging the furniture, decorating the windows, and throwing fabulous balls in all the cities.

Oh you mean much like Barry's planning to do now he's ended DADT?

AmPat
12-18-2010, 06:19 PM
Oh you mean much like Barry's planning to do now he's ended DADT?

Did I expose my true agenda?:confused::eek:

megimoo
12-18-2010, 06:49 PM
Ruling most of the East.All of China,Russia all the way to the Mediterranean sea. All of Iraq,Iran Israel Egypt.About to invade Europe and Africa !

FBIGuy
12-18-2010, 06:50 PM
He'd be about 848 years old.

Articulate_Ape
12-18-2010, 06:51 PM
Did I expose my true agenda?:confused::eek:

Well, at least you don't pronounce his name "Jengis", like that oxygen thief John Kerry does.

megimoo
12-18-2010, 06:58 PM
Well, at least you don't pronounce his name "Jengis", like that oxygen thief John Kerry does."Oxygen Thief "...He draws his free Oxygen through Teresa's butt !

Rockntractor
12-18-2010, 07:08 PM
Ruling most of the East.All of China,Russia all the way to the Mediterranean sea. All of Iraq,Iran Israel Egypt.About to invade Europe and Africa !

That was just to damn much to mow!:eek:

megimoo
12-18-2010, 07:38 PM
That was just to damn much to mow!:eek:

Vast herds of Mongolian and Tibetan mountain goats and lots of long haired sheep !

Madisonian
12-18-2010, 07:50 PM
... lots of long haired sheep !

Hippie progressives were around when Genghis Khan roamed Asia and Europe?

Rockntractor
12-18-2010, 07:51 PM
Hippie progressives were around when Genghis Khan roamed Asia and Europe?

and they ate organic food!:confused:

megimoo
12-18-2010, 07:57 PM
and they ate organic food!:confused:Just the Crunchy Lesbian critters living on Cherry Cranberry Granola Bars !

Rockntractor
12-18-2010, 07:58 PM
Just the Crunchy Lesbian critters living on Cherry Cranberry Granola Bars !

Those are actually pretty tasty! Try making them with steel cut oats next time.

megimoo
12-18-2010, 09:27 PM
Those are actually pretty tasty! Try making them with steel cut oats next time. You a Crunchy Lesbian critter ?I would have expected a diet of Buffalo Jerky and Dr. Peppers !

Rockntractor
12-18-2010, 09:32 PM
You a Crunchy Lesbian critter ?I would have expected a diet of Buffalo Jerky and Dr. Peppers !

Well yah, but it's hard to beat a good granola bar for desert!:D

Zathras
12-19-2010, 04:01 AM
He'd be about 848 years old.

And pounding on the door to his tomb, screaming "Let me out!!!!!!"