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Gingersnap
12-29-2010, 11:02 PM
Got a non-political prediction for 2011? Fad, fashions, economics, foods, EOTWAWKI scenarios, prices, celebutards......you name it. Got a prediction? Post 'em here. :D

Rockntractor
12-29-2010, 11:06 PM
Do we have a 2010 prediction thread we can bring up to see who was right?

lacarnut
12-29-2010, 11:34 PM
Gold will reach $1,700 an ounce and silver will reach $45 by the end of 2011.

Novaheart
12-29-2010, 11:39 PM
Asspants will continue to be worn, purely and simply because this is the one fashion so incredibly stupid and unacceptable that suburban grown ups will not do it. To kill a youth fashion it must be adopted by adults.

On the bright side, an epidemic of hepatitis will put all the tattoo parlors out of business over night.

Rockntractor
12-29-2010, 11:43 PM
The world will end.

m00
12-30-2010, 12:34 AM
Vampires will have run its course, and Werewolves will once again be popular!

megimoo
12-30-2010, 12:38 AM
Got a non-political prediction for 2011? Fad, fashions, economics, foods, EOTWAWKI scenarios, prices, celebutards......you name it. Got a prediction? Post 'em here. :D
Gingersnap will build a small greenhouse !

CueSi
12-30-2010, 04:00 AM
$6 Gas and the Friots... because if they ration Krispy Kremes, we will have a problem. They'll say it's for health, but will prolly be to the stupid corn subsidies.
Before I get too serious.
And Tom Cruise will divorce Katie Holmes. Or at least separate from her. Kate and William will potentially invite the Bushes to the wedding. The Kardiashian that's married to the Broke down American Psycho looking motherfucker will leave him. Deanna Favre will separate from her husband. Kurt and Brenda Warner will adopt another child. Jim Caviezel or Jon Voight will be in a movie that does gangbusters. Michael Moore will gain back all the weight he lost. Seth Rogen won't.

James Franco will come out of the closet.

~QC

Gingersnap
12-30-2010, 10:13 AM
Gingersnap will build a small greenhouse !

Got one already. :D

Rockntractor
12-30-2010, 10:29 AM
Do we have a 2010 prediction thread we can bring up to see who was right?

Well?

Gingersnap
12-30-2010, 10:35 AM
Well?

I looked but didn't see one. Maybe this is a new tradition for us. :D

megimoo
12-30-2010, 10:43 AM
$6 Gas and the Friots... because if they ration Krispy Kremes, we will have a problem. They'll say it's for health, but will prolly be to the stupid corn subsidies.
Before I get too serious.
And Tom Cruise will divorce Katie Holmes. Or at least separate from her. Kate and William will potentially invite the Bushes to the wedding. The Kardiashian that's married to the Broke down American Psycho looking motherfucker will leave him. Deanna Favre will separate from her husband. Kurt and Brenda Warner will adopt another child. Jim Caviezel or Jon Voight will be in a movie that does gangbusters. Michael Moore will gain back all the weight he lost. Seth Rogen won't.

James Franco will come out of the closet.

~QCDo you write for the "globe' ?You have a gift for nuance and trash vocabulary !

Rockntractor
12-30-2010, 11:01 AM
I looked but didn't see one. Maybe this is a new tradition for us. :D

I couldn't find it either but I know we did one.

gator
12-30-2010, 12:22 PM
I predict unemployment will decline a half percentage point and the press will fall all over themselves to spin Obama as “getting the economy back on track”.

Molon Labe
12-30-2010, 12:36 PM
Brett Favre stays retired

m00
12-30-2010, 12:47 PM
I predict unemployment will decline a half percentage point and the press will fall all over themselves to spin Obama as “getting the economy back on track”.

It's 2010 and it's happening right now. :p

Madisonian
12-30-2010, 01:35 PM
Brett Favre stays retired

General Francisco Franco and Ted Kennedy will remain dead?

Tecate
12-30-2010, 01:39 PM
Bank Of America will collapse.

Rebel Yell
12-30-2010, 01:59 PM
Little girls will swoon over a no telnt, genderless, hack singer because the MTV tells them to.

JB
12-30-2010, 06:12 PM
Jendf gets married and divorced on the same day. Surprisingly this does not happen in Vegas.

Hampshirebrit wrecks at 142 mph and is ejected 200 feet from his car. However, he gets up, walks back and somehow manages to drive home.

After much speculation we finally find out that Mrs. Patriot45 does all the cooking. Patriot45 earns his badge in trick photography.

Bijou is simultaneously attacked by a zombie, a mad bovine and a lone foot that washed ashore somewhere but she triumphantly turns them into dinner, a pantsuit and a pair of shoes.

Gingersnap and megimoo take a break from CU. No new threads are made for over a week.

Policon is discovered to be a web bot.

Rockntractor converts to islam. The irony drives him mad.

Quesi and Mrs. Smith turn out to be the same poster. Hilarity abounds.

Ralph Wiggum and phillygirl marry. ralph gets a sex change operation and is never heard from again.

The Lions win the superbowl but ConSpeaks cable was out. He is also never heard from again.

wilbur, satty and wee wee reverse polygamy with undergroundpanther.

lurkalot gains 200 pounds after she finds out KFC cures ass rash.

Carol joins DU and lobbys for a B/W of CU. She's successful and brings over SR threads 5 at a time.

m00
12-30-2010, 06:13 PM
Bank Of America will collapse.

Man, I hope not. That would be very, very inconvenient for me.

Lager
12-30-2010, 06:14 PM
Iran's nuclear program will be severely set back by something large, and noisy.

Lager
12-30-2010, 06:18 PM
In 2011, it will be confirmed that TSA screeners at airports now handle more packages than the US Post Office. :D

Kay
12-30-2010, 06:54 PM
Bailey will get a fabulous job offer that he just can't turn down.
Only to find it entails him relocating to Dallas Texas. :p

Rockntractor
12-30-2010, 06:57 PM
Cu will go gay and get a fabulous new name!:D

Gingersnap
12-30-2010, 07:23 PM
I think both the 'global warming' fad and the 'low fat' fad will take more and more serious hits in the coming year.

Madisonian
12-30-2010, 08:17 PM
Harry Reid will be killed by a stampede of wild burros while walking in the Nevada desert.
Ann Coulter will admit that Janeane Garafolo is her lesbian lover.
William Pitt will be outed as a mole at DU and is really.... at CU.
Keith Olbermann will invite Jim Demint, Eric Cantor and Rand Paul on his show.
Michael Vick will be gunned down by 2 PETA members in pit bull costumes.
Sean Hannity will go 10 minutes on his show without saying "literally".
bobbolink (who is homeless) will be offered HUD secretary by Obama.
Rahm Emanuel will be elected as Mayor of Chicago in a landslide vote of 2,158,000 to 1,984,000 with only 3,126,000 registered voters in Chicago.
Republicans in the newly elected House will keep at least 3 campaign promises.

Gingersnap
12-31-2010, 11:22 PM
Bumping for speculation.