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franksolich
12-31-2010, 02:45 PM
The Proud2BlibKansan, the Die alte Sau primitive, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, is a hateful old bitch.

Now, franksolich does not say that lightly, as franksolich believes words should mean exactly what they mean, instead of as if human excrement smeared on walls, as inmates of insane asylums are known to do.

And primitives on Skins's island, too.

One is compelled to digress for a minute here; the word "hate" was never in franksolich's vocabulary until he started watching the primitives on Skins's island nearly ten years ago.

franksolich is outside the "mainstream" of popular contemporary culture, for obvious reasons--never influenced by television, radio, the movies, fan magazines, music, barroom chitterchatter--and after landing on Skins's island the first few times, was shocked at how much the primitives hated; they hated this, they hated that, they hated him, they hated her, they hated one thing, they hated another thing, they hated this thing.

Whoa.

Perhaps franksolich had too insular of an upbringing, where the word "hate" was used rarely, and applied only to things truly Evil--and to characteristics and conduct, not to people themselves.

When my fellow alum Skins said some years ago that he hated George Bush, franksolich knew, with a sinking feeling, that he was way out of the loop, when it comes to language and the popular culture.

My fellow alum may hate George Bush, but franksolich has always only ever mildly disliked the Unsmiling One, the Impeached One, and the Big Zero, along with other Dem politicos such as Vast Teddy, the Bostonian Billionaire, Walter Mundane, Michael Dukakis, Blarney Frankenstein, Tipsy O'Neill, Bela Pelosi, &c., &c., &c.

One suspects what Skins means by "hate," franksolich means by "mildly dislikes."

Thus has a most powerful word been devalued by too constant, too repetitious, too sloppy, of use.

When franksolich describes the Die alte Sau as "hateful," he means the word in the depth, the intensity, the passion, of its pre-devalued sense, when it meant something, rather than being as it is now, common ordinary run-of-the-mill idle lazy prattle.

Now, to call the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher "old" might seem stretching things a bit, as she's "only" 57 years old, and she appears to have weathered the decades well; not what one would call an aesthetic woman, but also not what one would call an unaesthetic woman. Average-looking, although a bit more sharper and angular than most women on the down-side of middle age.

But her hate--again, in the old sense of the word, which means something--ages her; one imagines he is looking at a brittle, dried-out papier-mache doll, susceptible to shattering the first time life gives her a hard knock. There are women 20, 30, 40, years older than Anne, having lived their lives without hate, who can absorb the roughest raps life gives them, and bounce back; not so the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive.

And finally there is the word "bitch." Despite that he's met all sorts of women ranging from the good to the bad, from the beautiful to the ugly, from the pure to the grossly decadent, franksolich swears on the Head of St. John the Baptist that he has never in his life used a demeaning term to describe a woman, until now.

The word "bitch," like "hate," means something to franksolich, and is not lightly, frivolously, used.

There is an old adage that only truly religious people can blaspheme; the same words coming out of the mouths of primitives and their ilk are just so much shit, and meaningless. One recalls the sniveling drivel of the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive, during the Scamdal five and a half years ago, where "fuck" was every second or third word, rendering the quality of his discourse fit only for a septic-tank, if even that.

In real life, franksolich uses words such as "damn," "shit," "fuck," and "bitch," perhaps six or half a dozen times a year, and it causes a Great Discombobulation when he does.....because when franksolich uses any of these words, others know he really means something.

And so when franksolich describes the TOP DUmmie OF 2010 as a hateful old bitch, he really means something. If there's any milk of human kindness in her, it's sour.

Given her widespread notoriety for hating, for telling tall tales, for venomously disparaging all that is good and decent in life and in people, there is no need to link to any of the Die alte Sau primitive's comments this year. And besides, as someone pointed out in another thread here, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for sudden bombastic outbursts, being the sort of understated primitive one has to observe for a long time before understanding what she really is.

Is there any hope for Anne?

I dunno, but probably through no human agency or pharmaceutical drug.

For the longest time, I gently suggested that the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive procure some of the pre-FDA Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints, to settle herself down.

But morphine and other opiates and contaminants aren't enough to do the job.

franksolich is no medical professional--far from it--but franksolich has never been unobservant, and wonders about something. To me, the Die alte Sau primitive's hatred, bitterness, anger, rage, and brittleness seems almost organic, physical in nature. In other words, there's something wrong with her plumbing.

Perhaps inside the lower half of her body, those things that make the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher a woman are all messed up, tubes and veins and nerves and pipes running amok twisting and turning into detours and dead-ends, frustrating, obstructing, and distorting her ability to be a woman.

Birth-defects or something like that, messing her up on the inside.

franksolich has known bitter, mean, spiteful women like Anne, for whom drugs had provided no remedies, but for whom a surgeon, snipping here, rearranging there, tying together that, remodeling this, wrought miracles, changing them into the rational, clear-thinking, considerate, women they had been meant to be.

SarasotaRepub
01-01-2011, 12:04 PM
Fantastic work Frank and Ralph!!! :D

And all you other DUers...get to work!!! It's never too early to start working on your place in the 2011 List!!!! :cool:

ralph wiggum
01-04-2011, 11:06 AM
Fantastic work Frank and Ralph!!! :D

And all you other DUers...get to work!!! It's never too early to start working on your place in the 2011 List!!!! :cool:

Hannah Bell is already working hard for 2011. As are EFerrari and last year's winner. I've seen a boatload of stupid from those idiots already.

And as usual, one of the Top 20 has already been banned from the DUmp: Hawkeye-X. I'll see if I can find a link to that.

SarasotaRepub
01-04-2011, 09:17 PM
Hannah Bell is already working hard for 2011. As are EFerrari and last year's winner. I've seen a boatload of stupid from those idiots already.

And as usual, one of the Top 20 has already been banned from the DUmp: Hawkeye-X. I'll see if I can find a link to that.

Holy Crap!!! They TS'd Hawkeye???? :eek:

WhiteWolf
01-05-2011, 01:32 AM
"One is compelled to digress for a minute here; the word "hate" was never in franksolich's vocabulary until he started watching the primitives on Skins's island nearly ten years ago."

Quite frankly, I would consider seeking mental health treatment for obsessive/compulsive behavior. Then there's that whole referring to yourself in the third person thing, too. Hmmm, maybe I should have began with "Quite franksolichly"? I guess everyone needs a hobby though, who am I to judge?

Carry on!