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Rebel Yell
06-06-2008, 10:48 AM
I got this email this morning and had to share it. i figure I'll get a good laugh from out liberal friends who have no sense of humor.


A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.
'

So the zebra went off in search of God.


When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know.
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God simply replied 'You are what you are.
'

The zebra returned to see St.
Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.
''

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.
'

The zebra asked St.
Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripe, God would have said, 'You is what you is.
'


WARNING -- If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin' right over there to kick your white honky butt !!!

LogansPapa
06-06-2008, 10:52 AM
you Didn't!!!

Rebel Yell
06-06-2008, 10:56 AM
you Didn't!!!

I know. Childish punchline, but I figured it'd be good for a laugh here.

LogansPapa
06-06-2008, 11:02 AM
I know. Childish punchline, but I figured it'd be good for a laugh here.

Don't care. Very funny. :D

Gingersnap
06-06-2008, 11:22 AM
Okay, that really is pretty funny. :D

Rebel Yell
06-06-2008, 11:22 AM
Don't care. Very funny. :D

I thought so.

I remember an old joke about how you know Jesus wasn't black. Because he said, "I am what I am". If he'd been black, He'd said, "I is what I is."

Rebel Yell
06-06-2008, 11:56 AM
You mean Eyelids ain't gonna call for my banishment?

noonwitch
06-06-2008, 01:22 PM
I think Al Sharpton would have laughed.

Obama would have gotten Rev. Wright to claim he heard Bill and Hillary tell the joke to a bunch of white people who were clinging to their guns.

megimoo
06-06-2008, 02:05 PM
I got this email this morning and had to share it. i figure I'll get a good laugh from out liberal friends who have no sense of humor.You is what you is,I love it for it's PC content !

megimoo
06-06-2008, 02:10 PM
You mean Eyelids ain't gonna call for my banishment?The Eyeballs is having his second stage sex change operation done this morning !

Rebel Yell
06-06-2008, 03:17 PM
The Eyeballs is having his second stage sex change operation done this morning !

He's probably in class. I could believe that. But is he taking the class or teaching the class?

MstrBlue
06-06-2008, 09:13 PM
What the heck...
Funny is funny! Even Al Sharpton cannot deny it.

Rebel Yell
06-09-2008, 12:30 PM
Here fishy fishy fishy.....
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