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Elspeth
08-27-2008, 09:25 PM
There once was a boy named Barack,
whose delegates ran out the clock,
he could not be elected,
so he was selected,
and everyone said what the f*ck?

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 09:39 PM
Obamarosa's so ugly,
that even the dogs think she's pugly,
she only will stand,
when they mention her man,
but otherwise sits on her fugly

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 09:51 PM
Obama just likes to make faces
And all of those goals that he chases
Will just crumble away
like a dry hardened clay
Because he calls everyone racist

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 09:56 PM
Michelle's such an ugly ass sistah
We can't believed anyone kissed ha
If Obama is bi
Then that explains why
He found it so hard to resist-ah

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 10:22 PM
THere once was a girl named Michelle,
whose face was as ugly as hell.
She had to watch Hill,
and then to watch Bill,
And she glared till her eyebrow hairs fell

jeskibuff
08-27-2008, 11:21 PM
They say there's this moonbat convention
I heard on the news of its mention
Where freaks roam the streets
Challenge cops on their beats
Who are amazed at the moonbat dementia

Obama smiles at his followers' screams
As Chris Matthew glows and he beams
Though the tingle is gone
His glee carries on
But is now in the form of wet dreams

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 11:23 PM
They say there's this moonbat convention
I heard on the news of its mention
Where freaks roam the streets
Challenge cops on their beats
Who are amazed at the moonbat dementia

Obama smiles at his followers' screams
As Chris Matthew glows and he beams
Though the tingle is gone
His glee carries on
But is now in the form of wet dreams

:D:D:D:D
Clap clap clap!!!!

Elspeth
08-27-2008, 11:24 PM
Obama had so many donors
He did well with geeks and with loners
And the journalists sighed
As they went for the ride
And tried hard to surpress all their boners.

Elspeth
08-28-2008, 12:10 AM
Poor Michelle was a long suff'ring lass
She was forced to get up off her ass.
And clapping for Hill
And clapping for Bill
She seemed to be holding in gas

Elspeth
08-28-2008, 12:42 AM
He's on the political map
Now famous for fist bumps and rap.
But he has more money
And doesn't talk funny
He has an arugula gap

Sonnabend
08-28-2008, 05:44 AM
There once was a man named Barack
Who stabbed one and all in the back
When it came time for election
They all made their selection
And sent the Barack back.

Sonnabend
08-28-2008, 05:46 AM
There once was a libber named Biden
Whose staff said they all were behind 'im
Until the election
When they will face their rejection
And the Biden will cop a big hidin'

jeskibuff
08-28-2008, 06:45 AM
Thomas Sowell is always on track
Condoleeza is as sharp as a tack
The Dims hate them bad
For this truth makes them mad:
Once you go black, you can't go Barack

jeskibuff
08-28-2008, 08:07 AM
Obama hoped that his margin would widen
By choosing his partner Joe Biden
Would this yield victory vote?
Would Joe float his boat?
Or would it sink to the realm of Poseidon?

megimoo
08-28-2008, 08:25 AM
Obama hoped that his margin would widen
By choosing his partner Joe Biden
Would this yield victory vote?
Would Joe float his boat?
Or would it sink to the realm of Poseidon?It's a limerick plague I tell you,they're all doing it now !

GrumpyOldLady
08-28-2008, 12:32 PM
Poor Michelle was a long suff'ring lass
She was forced to get up off her ass.
And clapping for Hill
And clapping for Bill
She seemed to be holding in gas

OMG!!! SO TRUE!!! ha ha ha :D

Elspeth
08-28-2008, 01:02 PM
James Carville sat long in a chair
His head looking bald with no hair
But he stuck out his feet
Giving PUMAs a treat
He's a guy who just loves a good dare


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jeskibuff
08-28-2008, 04:57 PM
For the White House the Dims sure do long
But it's tough 'cause they're always so wrong
Their mantra is "hope"
But their brains are on dope
Obama/Joe is the new Cheech & Chong

Is Obama evil like Sauron?
He's sure good at leading the poor on
True, some think him smart;
that he'll bring a new start
But he's not all that bright (more like "moron")

I'm sure he would take Al Gore's lead
Adopting the "Inconvenient" screed
The words of that chump
will cost dear at the pump
How much are you willing to bleed?

Barack ridiculed Bush's surge
"We must pull from Iraq" he did urge
Bush's plan sure did work!
Obama looks like a jerk
Now he's scrambling for history's purge

He also thinks jihad's a joke:
"bin Laden's a regular bloke"
"We just did him wrong"
"Say, could you pass the bong?"
"Or just let me take one more toke?"

Could Obama develop some guts
To get our wheels out of ruts?
Can he heal racial tension?
Get an honorable mention?
Not while Jesse holds knife to his nuts!

How much is this candidate worth?
His followers are dancing in mirth
While they're all in a lather
Looks like dear old Dan Rather
Printed up his certificate of birth

With mentors like Davis and Wright
Why even question why there is fright?
It's true that his mommie
Was a practicing commie
Don't forget Ayers and Rezko! GOOD NIGHT!

Believe in the man if you must
He's not the kind I would trust
He'll tax where he can
That's his ENTIRE plan
So no surprise when the nation goes bust!

With Democrats mending their schism
They'll get right into tax-and-spend rhythm
Corporations will flee
Move their "ops" over sea
And those good-paying jobs will go with 'em

Our economy will be all asunder
The Dems will ponder and wonder
Tax income will dwindle
Who next can they swindle?
Of course they'll blame Reps for their blunder

Whiny Democrats scream like the banshee
And insist that we follow their fancy
Since their thought-deprived minions
Foist their stupid opinions
We end up with "leaders" like Nancy

Too long have we heard "impeach Chimp!"
Out of Rangel and other such pimp
But fight some other day
When your base is so gay
(For you can't pack a punch with wrist limp!)

The deluge of news you must master
As events fly by ever faster
You just should remember
If Barack wins in November
Prepare for ensuing disaster!

To the polls in two months, do not tarry!
Show Obama how we liked Gore and Kerry
All three think they're heroes
But each one's mental zeros
More like Moe and Curly and Larry

Phillygirl
08-28-2008, 05:07 PM
These are fantastic!! :D

Lager
08-28-2008, 05:18 PM
In a setting that's stolen from Greeks,
The annoited one descends, and he speaks.
Though he says very little, he causes such a twittle,
That the media will be swooning for weeks.