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SarasotaRepub
06-07-2008, 12:33 AM
I knew this day was coming!

And today, before SLW and I went off to the Trivia thingy I finally got it.

My invite to join AARP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

megimoo
06-07-2008, 12:40 AM
I knew this day was coming!

And today, before SLW and I went off to the Trivia thingy I finally got it.

My invite to join AARP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :DDon't join, all they want is to claim a larger membership to bolster their liberal causes and make money selling perscription drugs and insurance to old critters.

Gingersnap
06-07-2008, 12:45 AM
Now you are offically part of the Dark Side.

SarasotaRepub
06-07-2008, 12:50 AM
Now you are offically part of the Dark Side.


Or maybe the Gray Side judging from my hair color...:D

I remember when my father got his invite in the mail. He had a fit, tore it to pieces
and threw it down the stairs.

Shannon
06-07-2008, 12:50 AM
Holy old person!:eek:

Vepr
06-07-2008, 01:17 AM
I think Gator is a card carrying member he should be able to tell you all about it. :D ;)

du freeper
06-07-2008, 01:20 AM
I knew this day was coming!

And today, before SLW and I went off to the Trivia thingy I finally got it.

My invite to join AARP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

The commercial with Mrs Fletcher laying on the floor and saying "I've fallen and I can't get up!" isn't as funny any more is it.

:D

megimoo
06-07-2008, 01:25 AM
I think Gator is a card carrying member he should be able to tell you all about it. :D ;)He wouldn't join AARP its an NGO Yankee outfit located in New York City .

megimoo
06-07-2008, 01:28 AM
The commercial with Mrs Fletcher laying on the floor and saying "I've fallen and I can't get up!" isn't as funny any more is it.

:DI like the one with the old guy calling for help because he fell to the floor and couldn't reach his beer stash .

du freeper
06-07-2008, 01:29 AM
I like the one with the old guy calling for help because he fell to the floor and couldn't reach his beer stash .

Was that Gator? :p

megimoo
06-07-2008, 01:43 AM
Was that Gator? :pDon't know what and if he drinks ?

lacarnut
06-07-2008, 01:45 AM
I knew this day was coming!

And today, before SLW and I went off to the Trivia thingy I finally got it.

My invite to join AARP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

The AARP is the biggest ripoff outfit in the country. The dues they collect is penny ante. They make their money in sales of the insurance they sell. Every thing from auto insurance to their shitty mutual funds. They get a cut out of every dollar they sell. That would not be so bad if their rates were competitive. They are higher and screw olf farts. Another thing I hate about this outfit is that they send you junk mail several times a week.

To top that off, they hawked Hillary's national health care plan when Bubba was in office. Allso, the IRS has cited these suckers for not paying Income Taxes on their profits from the sales of their shitty insurance. If you want to join a good organization for senior citizens, check out Art Linkletter's outfit.

du freeper
06-07-2008, 01:45 AM
Don't know what and if he drinks ?

My guess piss and vinegar. :cool:

DarkScribe
06-07-2008, 08:07 AM
I knew this day was coming!

And today, before SLW and I went off to the Trivia thingy I finally got it.

My invite to join AARP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

Heh heh heh...I still have about 20+ years before THAT happens....:D

CLibertarian
06-07-2008, 09:33 AM
Heh heh heh...I still have about 20+ years before THAT happens....:D

I'v only got about 5 years. That is, if 50 is still that magic AARP number.

du freeper
06-07-2008, 09:37 AM
I'v only got about 5 years. That is, if 50 is still that magic AARP number.

Hey, another one of us! Or I'll be at that 5 year mark on Monday. :p

Shannon
06-07-2008, 10:51 AM
Heh heh heh...I still have about 20+ years before THAT happens....:D

Ummm, you've got less than 10 actually. Old man.

megimoo
06-07-2008, 11:06 AM
Ummm, you've got less than 10 actually. Old man.Caughtcha but nice try anyway .The white mustache and hair give you away !