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KhrushchevsShoe
05-01-2011, 10:31 PM
News so breaking nobody knows what it is yet.

djones520
05-01-2011, 10:33 PM
Yeah, we're all a twitter here at work wondering what it's gonna be about.

The most popular thing is he's announcing an alien invasion. :D

CaughtintheMiddle1990
05-01-2011, 10:35 PM
Resignation?

KhrushchevsShoe
05-01-2011, 10:35 PM
The most popular thing is he's announcing an alien invasion. :D

The Mexican have been here for a while, doubt that's it.

jendf
05-01-2011, 10:40 PM
Supposedly Bin Laden is dead. U.S. has the body.

That's the buzz on Twitter.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
05-01-2011, 10:40 PM
watching on Fox...make the fuckin announcement already. I'm tired of watching Geraldo and other people comment.

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:40 PM
It scares me that should it be some major crisis could occur and this idiot is President.

Apocalypse
05-01-2011, 10:42 PM
Confirmed, Osama is dead.

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:43 PM
Supposedly Bin Laden is dead. U.S. has the body.

That's the buzz on Twitter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Obama blew it by being late! Fox and Geraldo beat him to it!

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:44 PM
If the US has the body they should fry it in lard. Fuck what the Muslims think!

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:49 PM
Confirmed, Osama is dead.


I guess we now know what Barky's address will be about. He is going to express condolences to the Muslim world. Probably order flags flown at half-mast.

Rockntractor
05-01-2011, 10:49 PM
Someone will be here any minute wishing condolences for his family.

Apocalypse
05-01-2011, 10:50 PM
Usama Bin Laden IS DEAD!

Early reports is he was killed a week ago during an Air Strike, and waited to confirm the DNA test before reporting it.

Justice at last for those poor sole lost over the years and on 9/11 from his madness.

CueSi
05-01-2011, 10:50 PM
Resignation?

In that case, I'd like Christian Bale and Gerard Butler bathed and brought to my bedchamber, in that case.

http://www.baubo5.com/graphics/avedonThedaBara.JPG

~QC

Rockntractor
05-01-2011, 10:50 PM
Calm down Speedy, it will be okay.

Apocalypse
05-01-2011, 10:51 PM
Fox also reports the US Gov. has his body.

Any bets Obama will try riding this into election victory next year?

KhrushchevsShoe
05-01-2011, 10:53 PM
Wooot nice work military bros, killed that motherfucker dead.

CueSi
05-01-2011, 10:54 PM
Fox also reports the US Gov. has his body.

Any bets Obama will try riding this into election victory next year?

Do bears shit in the words, hon? GAWD I'm glad he's dead. . . but - - he's gonna ride that pony into 2012.

~QC

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:55 PM
Calm down Speedy, it will be okay.

Wanna bet that Barky's tone will be more somber than celebratory?

PoliCon
05-01-2011, 10:56 PM
Do bears shit in the words, hon? GAWD I'm glad he's dead. . . but - - he's gonna ride that pony into 2012.

~QC

Won't work. He didn't kill the bastard our military that he hates so badly did their duty and took him out. I wish they could have taken him alive though . . . .

Apocalypse
05-01-2011, 10:56 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Dispel_Illusions/Capture-9.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KJ3CSDHL5NZFIAJT3QtDMD;_ylu=X3oDMTEzMTQwb2g 2BHBvcwMyBHNlYwNzcgRjb2xvA2FjNAR2dGlkA1VTTjAyM180/SIG=12emj76d1/EXP=1304333571/**http%3a//gawker.com/5797528/breaking-is-osama-bin-laden-dead

Any one notice a problem with that news report?

Speedy
05-01-2011, 10:56 PM
Fox also reports the US Gov. has his body.

Any bets Obama will try riding this into election victory next year?

Alot depends on his tone when he addresses this tonight. I sincerely doubt that he will show any joy.

fettpett
05-01-2011, 10:57 PM
Fox also reports the US Gov. has his body.

Any bets Obama will try riding this into election victory next year?

of course he will...i'm listening to breaking reports on the radio and they are already saying that Obama did what Bush couldn't.


frankly at this point, who cares, the fucker is finally dead

CueSi
05-01-2011, 10:58 PM
Won't work. He didn't kill the bastard our military that he hates so badly did their duty and took him out. I wish they could have taken him alive though . . . .

Yeah... "Thanks for killing one of the biggest terrorists of all time. . .here's a paycut." :p

~QC

PoliCon
05-01-2011, 11:04 PM
I hope he's enjoying his 72 virgins . . . :rolleyes:

Kay
05-01-2011, 11:04 PM
Excellence. Congratulations to our military.

The first thing I thought of when I heard about this was the thread Megimoo posted
today about the security levels being raised. That would make sense, as I'm sure
we might expect some type of retaliation threats.

Speedy
05-01-2011, 11:23 PM
What is taking so long for Barky to address this? He must be inconsolable.

CaughtintheMiddle1990
05-01-2011, 11:26 PM
What is taking so long for Barky to address this? He must be inconsolable.

Apparently trying to coordinate the announcement so that it's not only the US, but the world, knows that he is dead.

hazlnut
05-01-2011, 11:43 PM
Obama, Obama, Obama...

http://apush-wiki-marlborough-school.wikispaces.com/file/view/fdr1.jpg/69595855/fdr1.jpg

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/harry-truman-picture.jpg

http://america-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/JFK.jpg


http://obamamedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obama-5-1024.png

It takes a WARTIME LEADER, to win a WAR!!!

CueSi
05-01-2011, 11:46 PM
All the previous men you mentioned have taken up arms or actually learned the machinery of what makes a war won before becoming president.

The only war Obama ever fought before becoming POTUS was probably the unsuccessful war on street crime in Chicago.

FAIL.

~QC

Bailey
05-01-2011, 11:47 PM
Obama, Obama, Obama...

http://apush-wiki-marlborough-school.wikispaces.com/file/view/fdr1.jpg/69595855/fdr1.jpg

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/harry-truman-picture.jpg

http://america-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/JFK.jpg


http://obamamedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obama-5-1024.png

It takes a WARTIME LEADER, to win a WAR!!!

Fail troll failed.

eagleexpress
05-02-2011, 12:08 AM
Obama, Obama, Obama...

http://apush-wiki-marlborough-school.wikispaces.com/file/view/fdr1.jpg/69595855/fdr1.jpg

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/harry-truman-picture.jpg

http://america-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/JFK.jpg


http://obamamedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obama-5-1024.png

It takes a WARTIME LEADER, to win a WAR!!!

FOAD you douche!!