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Madisonian
05-05-2011, 07:35 AM
Supposed to be a nice bright sunny day.

The mind is a blank today (big surprise there) so I am going to just throw out a few random thoughts.
Expound on them or and your own for others to make fun of...:D

TOTD:
57 Chevy's and and any year Corvette (except a 63 split window coupe) are the most overrated cars in American history.

You can go a lot longer without good sex than you can without a good bowel movement.

I like mashed potatos with corn on top smothered in gravy.

Starbuck
05-05-2011, 08:44 AM
..........57 Chevy's and and any year Corvette (except a 63 split window coupe) are the most overrated cars in American history..........
Except for that engine. The 283 was actually a huge improvement over the 265.
And a "cammed up" 283 with solid lifters? My, oh my, what a rumble.:) When that 4 barrel carb opened up and things began to howl, you could take it right up to 6000 rpm! Sweet.

Gingersnap
05-05-2011, 10:17 AM
It was colder than the forecast yesterday so I expect that today will be better. I'm wearing sandals as a token of hope.

TOTD: If you are more than 10 pounds overweight, you are only fooling yourself by wearing black all the time.

Multitasking is a huge waste of time. Just perform each task quickly and with focus instead of doing 5 things badly.

No matter how sophisticated you believe your taste in food, music, or fashion to be, your preferences will be considered laughable in less than 50 years.

jendf
05-05-2011, 11:02 AM
Sunny and warm today. Tomorrow might be our first 100 degree day. Boo. :mad:

TOTD: I had an awesome weigh-in this morning.

Einstein Bros. Vanilla Hazelnut Coffee is proof that God understands the plight of his sleep-deprived children.

Tomorrow is payday.

Rebel Yell
05-05-2011, 11:04 AM
What this world needs is a few more rednecks.

Arroyo_Doble
05-05-2011, 11:21 AM
No matter how often you see or hear it, some things are funny every time. For example, "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" and TruckerMe's sig line.

NJCardFan
05-05-2011, 11:22 AM
Sunny and cool.

TOTD: If the visiting team hits it, why do they still call it a home run?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

It's nice to see Pres. Obama cares more about Islamic sensitivities than American sensitivities.

Mike Schmidt is the greatest baseball player I've ever seen.

Jenna Lee is sexy as hell.

Articulate_Ape
05-05-2011, 12:46 PM
TOTD: There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

NJCardFan
05-05-2011, 01:38 PM
Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone throws you a shovel.

Rebel Yell
05-05-2011, 02:08 PM
http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy281/Rebel_Yell_photo/screwyou.gif
When you're down and out, everyone wants to screw you.

Madisonian
05-05-2011, 04:56 PM
TOTD: There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

I have always counted on you.:D

Articulate_Ape
05-05-2011, 08:24 PM
I have always counted on you.:D

I wasn't counting on you. :p