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megimoo
05-10-2011, 11:21 AM
— Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk sentenced a 71-year-old, former school bus driver named Delton Gorges to seven years in prison today. Gorges' crime? Sexually assaulting four boys over the course of 40 years. Gorges, who was once married and has a child, swears he's straight, prompting the judge to make the following observation:

"I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap."

Let that pungent image roll around in your mind for a moment, before we move on to Judge Kirk's next comment about Gorges:

"If anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.

He spared us from knowing how that thing smelled. Amazingly, the judge thought that by calling out the sex predator as gay in the most demeaning language conceivable, he was somehow doing the gay movement a service


http://gawker.com/5800271/judge-tells-child-molester-hes-gayer-than-a-sweet+smelling-jockstrap

noonwitch
05-10-2011, 12:38 PM
The scandal here is that he only got 7 years.

NJCardFan
05-10-2011, 12:48 PM
I didn't realize that jock straps could be gay. Who knew.

pyackog
05-10-2011, 01:55 PM
The fact that the judge seems to think jock straps smell good makes me wonder about his sexuality as well.

Doth he protest too much?

Novaheart
05-10-2011, 02:05 PM
The fact that the judge seems to think jock straps smell good makes me wonder about his sexuality as well.

Doth he protest too much?

I'm gay and I think locker rooms smell nasty. I would assume most straight people think so as well. So much for your theory. The judge merely said something stupid while trying to look clever. There is a lot of that going around.

Arroyo_Doble
05-10-2011, 02:07 PM
I'm gay and I think locker rooms smell nasty. I would assume most straight people think so as well. So much for your theory. The judge merely said something stupid while trying to look clever. There is a lot of that going around.

You never saw Porky's?

pyackog
05-10-2011, 02:10 PM
I'm gay and I think locker rooms smell nasty. I would assume most straight people think so as well. So much for your theory. The judge merely said something stupid while trying to look clever. There is a lot of that going around.

I was just having a bit of fun with the judge's idiocy. I don't actually think the smell of locker rooms or jock straps is really an indicator of anything. :rolleyes: