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JB
05-18-2011, 06:46 PM
New book says USSR was behind Roswell UFO
By Claudine Zap

Is truth stranger than conspiracy-theory fiction? A new book on Area 51 that's already generating a ton of buzz says there was no alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. Instead, Stalin did it--maybe.

...the spaceship was actually a Soviet spy plane that came down during a storm. Jacobsen claims it was filled with bizarre, genetically engineered child-sized pilots. Then-Soviet leader Joseph Stalin was hoping, Jacobsen alleges, that the new cause widespread panic in the U.S.

The leader of the USSR had apparently been inspired by the 1938 radio adaptation radio broadcast of the HG Wells story "War of the Worlds"

And those ET-looking aviators? They were scientific experiments created by the "Angel of Death," Nazi doctor Josef Mengele, for the USSR after the war. The flight was piloted remotely, according to accounts in the book, and was filled with a crew of "alien-like children." <portions snipped>Russians? Nazis? Genetically engineered little pilots and remote controlled spy planes? All inspired by a fake radio broadcast nine years earlier?

Occam and I are just gonna stick with they were from Mars.

Do do do do do do do do (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110518/od_yblog_upshot/new-book-says-ussr-behind-roswell-ufo)

Rockntractor
05-18-2011, 06:49 PM
Lies all lies! Listen to George Nory, he'll straighten you out!

Madisonian
05-18-2011, 06:56 PM
Russians? Nazis? Genetically engineered little pilots and remote controlled spy planes? All inspired by a fake radio broadcast nine years earlier?



So Poli washed out of flight school, you're saying?. At least the genetic engineering would explain an affinity for Pittsburgh, of all places.

megimoo
05-18-2011, 07:41 PM
So Poli washed out of flight school, you're saying?. At least the genetic engineering would explain an affinity for Pittsburgh, of all places.They couldn't get the tiny brain replacement quite right so he crashed landed into a Heinz catsup storage tank !