Man says pants, car missing after 'liaison' with big-thighed woman in Fort Pierce

[bijou]

The tale of "misfortune" began with a trip to Fort Pierce and a woman with "real big thighs."

Mixed in the plot were an hourly "lodging establishment" and gin drinks. In the end, a 24-year-old man told police his silver trousers, borrowed rental car, cash and other items went missing. ...All the elements of a good night out in Florida. :D (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2011/05/man-says-car-is-missing-after-liaison-with-big-thighed-woman-in-fort-pierce.html)

[ralph wiggum]

...silver trousers...

:confused:

[bijou]

:confused:

It's a Florida thing. ;)

[Gingersnap]

Gin. They didn't call it mother's ruin for nothing.

[Starbuck]

The man's silver pants, valued at about $50, were size 36, and the report didn't indicate whether they'd fit a woman with "real big thighs."
:D

[noonwitch]

A man in silver pants was with a woman?