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IanMartins
09-04-2008, 03:04 PM
A fine analogy on the nature of Barack Hussein Obama:


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him there."

http://www.moonbattery.com/obama_post_turtle.jpg

Gingersnap
09-04-2008, 03:12 PM
Now that Humor is back, the Obama post turtle belongs here. ;)

Rebel Yell
09-04-2008, 03:20 PM
Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?

A. The ink isn't dry yet.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?

A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

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Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.




How do you make Obama stop jumping on the bed????????