You know you're a libtard DUmmie when

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You know you're a libtard DUmmie when


Galraedia (27 posts) Sat Jun-18-11 04:55 PM
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You Know You're a Teabagger When....



You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed George W. Bush president .

You can't understand why the USSC upheld the law.

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed energy company officials to
dictate energy policy.

You think Cheney takes his orders from energy company officials.

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.

You're still waiting for 48 business hours to elapse.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You'll vote for Obama again who just re-upped The Patriot Act.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.

You forget that Congress, including a majority of Dems, authorized the takedown of Saddam.

You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on
illegal war.

See above.

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
Iraq.


You don't realize that it's a hell of a lot less than Obummer has wasted.

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos.

You think that Abu Grahib has anything to do with politics.

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.

You think that non-uniformed combatants deserve the rights of an American citizen or any protection under the Geneva Convention.

You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion.

You don't get mad when Obummer triples the national debt and is running record deficits.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and President Bush lied about it.

You think terrorists have a right to privacy.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora.

You think we could've caught/killed Osama at Tora Bora and didn't.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
Reed.

You blame President Bush for what happens at a hospital.

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown!

You didn't get mad when people (and a Dem mayor) were told to evacuate a city ahead of time and didn't, then looted it.

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.

You don't get mad that Obummer is destroying the economy and crippling the dollar.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

You think people in America can't see a doctor if they get sick.

Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!

Yes, bankrupting the country, crippling the businesses that fuel the economy and taxing success are really cool - if you're black and play lots of golf and basketball.


Feel free to add your own.

Just did.


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[3rd-try]

You know you're a libtard DUmmie when...


You think it's good and fair to have a union rep looking over your shoulder as you vote vs. being allowed privacy.

You support wind/solar/ethanol subsidies(which combined wouldn't help our energy needs very much) but you are against privately funded domestic drilling (which would help a lot)

You think the UN is a good thing.

You now, or ever supported John Edwards.

You actually believed "hope and change" had any substance. Worse if you still do...

You own a Prius

You see Al Gore as a sincere environmentalist, but never question his multi-mansion, Gulf Stream lifestyle.

You think a rock star is somehow more qualified than a local bar tender on international issues.

You have a cat

You never wondered how Jesse Jackson (a preacher without a church) became a millionaire.

[Zathras]

Your screen name on CU is wilbur, Caught in the Middle 1990, The Night Owl, KhrushchevsShoe or Arroyo Doble.

[NJCardFan]

You Know You're A Libtard DUmmie When...

You are too stupid to figure out that being a Teabagger means you are the one doing the teabagging meaning someone, more likely liberals, are the ones getting teabagged.

You believe that it's the government's job to supply you with a home.

You believe that it's the government's job to supply you with a job.

You believe that it's the government's job to supply you with your basic needs.

You believe that it's the government's job to supply you with healthcare.

You believe it's the government's job to teach your children social skills.

you believe that the government should regulate every aspect of our everyday lives.

You believe that you are entitled to the property of others.

You believe that free speech only pertains to liberal/leftist speech and that all other speech should be suppressed.

You believe that all the above = freedom.

[enslaved1]

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.

You'll vote for Obama again who just re-upped The Patriot Act.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us.

You forget that Congress, including a majority of Dems, authorized the takedown of Saddam.

Those are a couple of my favorites

[pyackog]

You know you are a libtard DUmmy when...


You complain about corporate influence of government and demand more government as a fix.

You love the Bill of Rights...until you get to that pesky 10th one.

You use the term democracy to legitimize attempts to steal from a minority to distribute to a majority.

[rjas77]

You know you're a Libtard DUmmy when...

You think that a corporate profit of 9 cents/gallon is price gouging but think it's just fine for it to be taxed fourty-nine cents a gallon