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SarasotaRepub
07-06-2011, 08:51 PM
OMG!!! Real exploding boobies!!!! (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303365804576429741400016376.html?m od=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories):eek:





Militants from al Qaeda's Yemeni branch are considering surgically implanting explosive devices in would-be suicide bombers, possibly with the aim of blowing up airliners, U.S. officials said Wednesday.

The new intelligence on plotting by al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, considered the group's most dangerous affiliate, led the Obama administration to warn foreign governments and American and international airline executives over the past several days that terrorists might attempt to board planes with explosives concealed in their bodies.

"It's more than aspirational," a U.S. official said. "They're trying to make this happen."

Madisonian
07-08-2011, 07:12 PM
OMG!!! Real exploding boobies!!!! (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303365804576429741400016376.html?m od=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories):eek:

Gives the terms "projectile vomiting" and "explosive diarrhea" whole new meanings.:D

Rockntractor
07-08-2011, 07:58 PM
They went from shoving it up the pooter to loading it in a hooter!:eek:

megimoo
07-08-2011, 08:08 PM
They went from shoving it up the pooter to loading it in a hooter!:eek:

The Next Wave of Female Suicide Bombers?
http://www.stratfor.com/cusp_next_wave_female_suicide_bombers

fettpett
07-08-2011, 10:03 PM
well i'm surprised that it's taken them this long to figure it out. Hell I'm surprise that they haven't just blown themselves up in terminals before they get to the screening area

Articulate_Ape
07-08-2011, 10:47 PM
The question is whether the the TSA, with their niggardly attitude toward bailiwick, will adjust their groping accordingly. My guess is that this newest threat on the breast of security will be accepted with anxious hands; unless, those supple subjects of suspicion lie cloaked beneath a Muslim burqa (woman-bag) or some other shmata the women of Islam wear with honor so they don't get honor-killed, or raped, stoned, raped then stoned, stoned then raped, clitorally circumcised, burned;...you know.

Stand any American with a shred of common sense at airport security and they will screen passengers with 98% accuracy without equipment or the laying on of hands.

We are governed by imbeciles.

noonwitch
07-11-2011, 01:01 PM
Were they inspired by the Fembots from Austin Powers?

Odysseus
07-18-2011, 06:38 PM
well i'm surprised that it's taken them this long to figure it out.
They've been talking about this for years. We had reports that they were considering implanted explosives when I first arrived in Kuwait in 2004. The issues are that the devices have to be air/water tight in order to remain functional, and still be accessible for arming and detonating. Perhaps an implant in one breast, with a wire to each nipple, so that if you tweak one, it arms, and the other detonates it.


Hell I'm surprise that they haven't just blown themselves up in terminals before they get to the screening area
I know that male bombers failed when the bombers repeatedly went off prematurely, or not at all (lot of dysfunction in that part of the world).

Were they inspired by the Fembots from Austin Powers?

I'm sure that the Fembots have inspired many things in Muslim men. :D

marv
07-19-2011, 08:53 AM
When suspicious packages are found in public places, they're removed to a safe place and detonated. So,...........