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the director
07-18-2011, 03:36 PM
Evidence:


Observations by NASA's now-defunct Mars Global Surveyor show evidence that parts of the southern polar ice cap have been receding. Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars)


Human Activity on Mars: The exploration of Mars has been an important part of the space exploration programs of the Soviet Union, the United States, Europe, and Japan. Dozens of robotic spacecraft, including orbiters, landers, and rovers, have been launched toward Mars since the 1960s. These missions were aimed at gathering data about current conditions and answering questions about the history of Mars as well as a preparation for a possible human mission to Mars. The questions raised by the scientific community are expected to not only give a better appreciation of the red planet but also yield further insight into the past, and possible future, of Earth. Source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars)

I propose that the green-loving conservatives of this forum petition Congress to submit a bill requiring all future Mars exploration missions to be carbon-neutral. Carbon Dioxide comprises approximately 95.23% of Mars' atmosphere, indicating we must act NOW to curtail further Mars global warming. Mars' surface tempature is currently a balmy -82 degrees F, any further warming could jepordize the micro organisms that may or may not exist on Mars today.

- Are we going to sit around and do nothing?
- Are we going to allow the Mars polar caps to melt away? How will we explain Mars polar caps to the next generation? Are you going to be able to look your grandkids in the eye and tell them that you could have done something to save them, but you were too busy?
- Are we going to stand by as the NASA massacre of micro organisms continues? Are we going to continue wasting taxpayer money supporting NASA's illegal War on Mars while welfare recipients continue to drive last year's car model?

All reputible scientists who receive money from interest groups agree - the evidence is conclusive: human activity on Mars is causing the global warming.

In addition to petitioning Congress, I have developed a few tactics to use in order to support this critical agenda:

- Flood online forums of the "enemy" (aka the murder-supporting libs who want to exploit Mars) with authorized talking points. Engage and destroy through volume of data which supresses dissent without actually having to resort to logic. Creating multiple handles to submit large volumes of data is highly encouraged.
- Fearmongering and brinksmanship is our friend. Ask questions like Do you want to risk extinquishing all life on Mars and melt the caps? I didn't think so. Use blatant appeals to emotion in order to pick off weaker libs.
- Protest in large numbers. Pad numbers by hiring career protestors and allowing other protest groups to strap-hang onto the demonstration (gay rights, atheism, anti-religion, legalize it, etc). Smoking dope, chanting violent rhetoric, and engaging in explicit sexual activities is highly encouraged.
- If cornered into a debate that you are losing, such as someone pointing out that Mars may be undergoing a natural cycle not linked to human activity, attack the other person's character (aka flaming) until the debate degenerates into immature name-calling, which automatically renders the debate a "tie" (we can manipulate it to look like a win later).

Remember - our path to victory will be won through propaganda and information control!

The Night Owl
07-18-2011, 03:41 PM
Wow! You put a lot of effort into this post. Unfortunately, the joke falls flat because scientists already know why Mars is warming.

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v446/n7136/abs/nature05718.html

the director
07-18-2011, 03:49 PM
Wow! You put a lot of effort into this post. Unfortunately, the joke falls flat because scientists already know why Mars is warming.

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v446/n7136/abs/nature05718.html

Those scientists have well-known ties to liberal interest groups and are paid to disseminate propaganda countering the UNDENIABLE facts that Mars' global warming is man-made.

The Night Owl
07-18-2011, 04:02 PM
Those scientists have well-known ties to liberal interest groups and are paid to disseminate propaganda countering the UNDENIABLE facts that Mars' global warming is man-made.

Maybe I don't get the joke. Why would liberal interest groups want to counter, as you put it, the undeniable fact that global warming on Mars is man-made?

the director
07-18-2011, 04:31 PM
Maybe I don't get the joke. Why would liberal interest groups want to counter, as you put it, the undeniable fact that global warming on Mars is man-made?

Obviously the corporate interest groups that make money off of NASA missions to Mars control the Democrats.

Articulate_Ape
07-18-2011, 05:51 PM
I would submit that TNO is singularly responsible for Mars warming because he forgot to turn down the thermostat when he left.

Zathras
07-18-2011, 10:14 PM
Maybe I don't get the joke. Why would liberal interest groups want to counter, as you put it, the undeniable fact that global warming on Mars is man-made?

You believe in man made global warming...I'm not surprised you don't get the joke.

Novaheart
07-18-2011, 10:18 PM
I had french fries a little while ago with homemade ketchup.

Articulate_Ape
07-18-2011, 10:20 PM
I had french fries a little while ago with homemade ketchup.

I thought you Russians only ate sushi on Fridays.

Average Voter
07-19-2011, 11:28 AM
my SUV is responsible for the temp increase on Mars. My bad.

the director
07-19-2011, 02:11 PM
my SUV is responsible for the temp increase on Mars. My bad.

You are correct. You paid taxes on your SUV and pay taxes on the gasoline to fill it up. These taxes then support NASA's budget, which they then use to create machines that pollute Mars. How many feet of melted Mars polar ice do you think you are responsible for? I'd say about seven or eight, but it could be more.

Repent by joining the green Mars movement.

fettpett
07-19-2011, 05:04 PM
Repent by joining the green Mars movement.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SniTwfm5BwE/TB_NUgR01GI/AAAAAAAACg4/CPpuMVw9MJo/s1600/Red+Mars+US.jpg

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm101133328/blue-mars-kim-stanley-robinson-paperback-cover-art.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OeksT8fgsec/TDtv4QBX8SI/AAAAAAAAAEw/CajB0KLyRhA/s1600/KSR_GreenMars.jpg

:D:D

Articulate_Ape
07-19-2011, 07:07 PM
Those look interesting, fettpett, I've never read them. I'm curious, are they about Mars being the old "Earth" at one point and the Martians migrating to the new Earth?

fettpett
07-19-2011, 09:43 PM
Those look interesting, fettpett, I've never read them. I'm curious, are they about Mars being the old "Earth" at one point and the Martians migrating to the new Earth?

no, it follows the terraforming of Mars from the original 100 Colonist (who due to longevity treatments and the lower gravity of Mars live through most of the trilogy) and their children, through to there being a semi-breathable atmosphere on Mars over a 100 years later (i think). it's just the 3 stages of terraforming that the planet goes through, the Red, dead planet at the beginning, the Blue, wet-liquid water stage with the start of a breathable atmosphere, then the Green stage of plant life thriving. Plus all the political back and forth between Earth and Mars

NJCardFan
07-19-2011, 09:46 PM
You are correct. You paid taxes on your SUV and pay taxes on the gasoline to fill it up. These taxes then support NASA's budget, which they then use to create machines that pollute Mars. How many feet of melted Mars polar ice do you think you are responsible for? I'd say about seven or eight, but it could be more.

Repent by joining the green Mars movement.

Where do you trolls come from, really.

Rockntractor
07-19-2011, 09:54 PM
Where do you trolls come from, really.

He isn't a troll, his post went right past you didn't it?

Articulate_Ape
07-19-2011, 10:18 PM
no, it follows the terraforming of Mars from the original 100 Colonist (who due to longevity treatments and the lower gravity of Mars live through most of the trilogy) and their children, through to there being a semi-breathable atmosphere on Mars over a 100 years later (i think). it's just the 3 stages of terraforming that the planet goes through, the Red, dead planet at the beginning, the Blue, wet-liquid water stage with the start of a breathable atmosphere, then the Green stage of plant life thriving. Plus all the political back and forth between Earth and Mars

Thanks.