ralph wiggum
07-28-2011, 09:48 AM
Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
Original message
Darrell Issa stole my fucking hot dog (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027)
Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion
This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my fucking hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. Fucking. Hotdog.
I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.
Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"
:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:
Even if this weren't a bouncy, I applaud the congressman and so should the DUmmies. You were looking for freebies, and he was just redistributing the wealth, as you Libs are so fond of.
Great bouncy story, however. :p
Original message
Darrell Issa stole my fucking hot dog (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027)
Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion
This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my fucking hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. Fucking. Hotdog.
I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.
Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"
:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:
Even if this weren't a bouncy, I applaud the congressman and so should the DUmmies. You were looking for freebies, and he was just redistributing the wealth, as you Libs are so fond of.
Great bouncy story, however. :p