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ralph wiggum
07-28-2011, 09:48 AM
Recursion (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-27-11 02:39 PM
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Darrell Issa stole my fucking hot dog (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027)

Edited on Wed Jul-27-11 02:40 PM by Recursion

This isn't a metaphor for social security or anything. The man stole my fucking hot dog today. I managed to finagle an invite to a cookout on the Hill, I get a hot dog, I load it up with kraut and the good mustard with the big chunks of mustard seed, and pile some Old Bay on top of that. I set it down for a God damned second to shake hands with Gonzales of Texas, and then Issa steals. My. Fucking. Hotdog.

I was all "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog." He just kind of looked blankly through me and kept eating. Gonzales had already moved on to meet somebody else, so no help from there. He walked off and I got back in line. What a putz.

Edit: "Gonzales" only has one "z"

:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:

Even if this weren't a bouncy, I applaud the congressman and so should the DUmmies. You were looking for freebies, and he was just redistributing the wealth, as you Libs are so fond of.

Great bouncy story, however. :p

SarasotaRepub
07-28-2011, 10:02 AM
Man, he should have had Lord Rove jumping out of something or other...:(:D

FDK
07-28-2011, 10:03 AM
Nice find. F'n hilarious.:D

djones520
07-28-2011, 10:06 AM
Could find no information at all about a "cook out" going on at Congress.

megimoo
07-28-2011, 10:06 AM
:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:

Even if this weren't a bouncy, I applaud the congressman and so should the DUmmies. You were looking for freebies, and he was just redistributing the wealth, as you Libs are so fond of.

Great bouncy story, however. :p

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Apocalypse
07-28-2011, 10:10 AM
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ralph wiggum
07-28-2011, 10:11 AM
Nice find. F'n hilarious.:D

I literally LOL'ed at the title when I saw it. Knew it had to be comedy gold.

Carol
07-28-2011, 10:19 AM
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Response to Reply #36
40. FWIW, I think he had asked a staffer to get him a hotdog

And he thought that was it. Still.

Oh, so if it is true, there's a logical reason behind it.

Amazing how many violent fantasies they have toward Issa because of this. Amazing but typical for DU.

Odysseus
07-28-2011, 10:22 AM
I literally LOL'ed at the title when I saw it. Knew it had to be comedy gold.

Agreed, but it would have been funnier if it had been "Weiner."

Bailey
07-28-2011, 11:25 AM
I just read a bit of that thread over at DU and I saw at least 5 threats of violence. lol and they call us violent.

fettpett
07-28-2011, 12:42 PM
I just read a bit of that thread over at DU and I saw at least 5 threats of violence. lol and they call us violent.

but but, i thought they didn't allow that?!?!?!:eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes: