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09-16-2011, 03:42 AM
Sentence for a plan to eat Obama: 5 years

A career criminal who threatened to kill and eat President Obama won't be going out to dine anytime soon.

Gregory Dale Brockman, 33, was serving a three-year sentence for burglary in Jan. 2010 when he wrote letters to the Secret Service detailing his culinary plans. According to court papers, in his missive postmarked Jan. 19, 2010, from a Chester prison, he also described how he would precede his meal with the sexual assault of first lady Michelle Obama and then "skin her alive."

He added that after killing the president, he planned to "cut his meat from his bones and put them in the oven," then "sit down at the table and start eating."

In an interview with Secret Service agents a few weeks later, Brockman admitted writing the letter to calm himself down. According to court papers, he told the agents he was upset about the war in Afghanistan, marijuana prohibition, and underfunding of public schools. Brockman also mentioned how he was fascinated by renowned cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer, who killed 17 people and consumed several of the victims.

When asked, the former Carbon County resident told the federal agents he still intended to hurt the president and would act on those thoughts if he were released from prison.

In his letters Brockman also threatened to sexually assault Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and kill former President George W. Bush, said U.S. Attorney Zane David Memeger.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20110915_Sentence_for_a_plan_to_eat_Obama__5_years .html?cmpid=125219969

09-16-2011, 09:23 AM
Only 5 years? I hope he never sees the light of day. He had busy plans, both Obamas, Pelosi, Mrs Clinton, Bush. :eek:

09-16-2011, 10:05 AM
I think he's a loser who wrote the letter to the Secret Service knowing he'd face federal time for it. 3 meals a day, health care, no working hard for money, and federal prison conditions are better than most state prison conditions.

09-16-2011, 03:57 PM
And queue the DUmp or the MSM to say that this guy is the face of the Tea Party in 3...2...1...