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SaintLouieWoman
09-10-2008, 09:17 PM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My
parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in
Austin and is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two
brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children. I have recently become
engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview ...
She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama
for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

megimoo
09-10-2008, 09:25 PM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My
parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in
Austin and is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two
brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children. I have recently become
engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview ...
She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama
for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation




Funny stuff.Sounds like a true life story on the DUmp to me !

SaintLouieWoman
09-10-2008, 10:14 PM
Funny stuff.Sounds like a true life story on the DUmp to me !
Yeah, I had a tough time deciding where to post this. :D