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Apocalypse
10-31-2011, 10:49 PM
Mubarak taught the troops the proper way to sit during a shura. He told them they should plan on at least 30 minutes for an initial meeting, and that they should always finish their tea and eat any food presented.


"If you don't, that means to them that you don't trust them, or think what they are giving you is poison or is unclean," he said.


Mubarak also said the Marines should never spit or urinate to the west, the direction of Mecca that Muslims in Afghanistan face when they pray.


In addition, when sharing a base with Afghan army troops, Marines shouldn't sleep with their feet pointed west, because that also is considered offensive, he said.


Read more: http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/military/article_3842bc35-1de6-55ce-a128-af70ed9a4571.html#ixzz1cPzQfKde

Rockntractor
10-31-2011, 10:52 PM
Note to self: Always pee facing west.

Rockntractor
10-31-2011, 11:10 PM
As a public service so we can all pee toward Mecca, here is a QiblaLocator
http://www.qiblalocator.com/

Wei Wu Wei
10-31-2011, 11:11 PM
Note to self: Always pee facing west.

http://i.imgur.com/OCmUm.gif

that's only when you are located East of Mecca, like in Afghanistan

Rockntractor
10-31-2011, 11:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OCmUm.gif

that's only when you are located East of Mecca, like in Afghanistan

Sorry, I Mecca mistake!:confused:

Wei Wu Wei
10-31-2011, 11:19 PM
It was hardly worf pointing out

Novaheart
11-01-2011, 09:02 AM
Note to self: Always pee facing west.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eAON0kVLT7A/S-h4JYISllI/AAAAAAAAADM/j27R4bGYDcQ/s1600/muhammad_toilet_paper.JPG

Bailey
11-01-2011, 09:36 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eAON0kVLT7A/S-h4JYISllI/AAAAAAAAADM/j27R4bGYDcQ/s1600/muhammad_toilet_paper.JPG

I saw an episode of Hanity where a muzzie gave him a Koran as a gift, if I was Hanity as soon it was handed to me I'd tear out a few pages and say " hey I have to go drop a duce be back in a few minutes" :D


Oh the rage of muzzie scum would be music to my ears. :D

Starbuck
11-01-2011, 10:55 AM
Note to self: Always pee facing west.

I tried. I think I'm too old. It just faces down.:confused:

Articulate_Ape
11-01-2011, 11:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OCmUm.gif

that's only when you are located East of Mecca, like in Afghanistan

The fact that the Earth is a sphere obviously escapes you as much as it does the dune baboons.

noonwitch
11-01-2011, 12:50 PM
Note to self: Always pee facing west.


Don't pee facing west if the wind is coming from the west!

Rockntractor
11-01-2011, 12:57 PM
Don't pee facing west if the wind is coming from the west!

You're too late!:(

djones520
11-01-2011, 12:59 PM
You're too late!:(

Ewwwwww...

Odysseus
11-01-2011, 04:36 PM
Just piss in the footbath. That way, it doesn't matter what direction you're facing. :D

noonwitch
11-02-2011, 01:03 PM
Just piss in the footbath. That way, it doesn't matter what direction you're facing. :D


Sooner or later, Parker and Stone are going to write an episode of South Park that has Eric Cartman peeing in a muslim footbath. I'll remember that you suggested it first.

Odysseus
11-02-2011, 01:54 PM
Sooner or later, Parker and Stone are going to write an episode of South Park that has Eric Cartman peeing in a muslim footbath. I'll remember that you suggested it first.

I highly doubt that ViaCom will allow them to do it.

Starbuck
11-02-2011, 01:58 PM
I know what I'm gonna do:

I'm going to figure out the exact direction of Mecca from my house, and go outside with a compass and piss in that direction every morning! In fact, I guess you can get there from here whether you go East or West, so I'm going to piss East in the morning and West in the evening.:p

America! Freedom of expression!:party:

Rockntractor
11-02-2011, 02:00 PM
I know what I'm gonna do:

I'm going to figure out the exact direction of Mecca from my house, and go outside with a compass and piss in that direction every morning! In fact, I guess you can get there from here whether you go East or West, so I'm going to piss East in the morning and West in the evening.:p

America! Freedom of expression!:party:

Either direction is a win win, you're either pissing at them or mooning them!

Odysseus
11-02-2011, 04:21 PM
I know what I'm gonna do:

I'm going to figure out the exact direction of Mecca from my house, and go outside with a compass and piss in that direction every morning! In fact, I guess you can get there from here whether you go East or West, so I'm going to piss East in the morning and West in the evening.:p

America! Freedom of expression!:party:

http://2wapworld.com/smilies_2/c0022fea4.gif<------- Mecca-------- http://www.emotihost.com/ver1/peeing/5.gifhttp://forum.mpacuk.org/images/smilies/muslim_man.gifhttp://forum.mpacuk.org/images/smilies/muslim_woman.gif

Hansel
11-03-2011, 01:18 PM
Mubarak taught the troops the proper way to sit during a shura. He told them they should plan on at least 30 minutes for an initial meeting, and that they should always finish their tea and eat any food presented.


"If you don't, that means to them that you don't trust them, or think what they are giving you is poison or is unclean," he said.


Mubarak also said the Marines should never spit or urinate to the west, the direction of Mecca that Muslims in Afghanistan face when they pray.


In addition, when sharing a base with Afghan army troops, Marines shouldn't sleep with their feet pointed west, because that also is considered offensive, he said.


Read more: http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/military/article_3842bc35-1de6-55ce-a128-af70ed9a4571.html#ixzz1cPzQfKde


I know a simple remedy for the foot pointing. Leave them in their ignorance, come home, and forget those clowns even exist.

Odysseus
11-03-2011, 01:43 PM
I know a simple remedy for the foot pointing. Leave them in their ignorance, come home, and forget those clowns even exist.

The problem with that is that they will eventually follow. The lesson of 9/11 is that we can't ignore the failed states, but have to find credible ways to deter them. I think that the next nation that launches a terrorist attack against us ought to be given the Carthage treatment.