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bijou
11-05-2011, 05:54 AM
Slide show here (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/quiz-sex-toy-or-kitchen-utensil/)

I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be. :rolleyes:

fettpett
11-05-2011, 09:15 AM
Slide show here (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/quiz-sex-toy-or-kitchen-utensil/)

I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be. :rolleyes:

it's for those eco-friendly types :D

BadCat
11-05-2011, 01:55 PM
Slide show here (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/quiz-sex-toy-or-kitchen-utensil/)

I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be. :rolleyes:

You'll need the sun to come out in the UK to find out.

RobJohnson
11-05-2011, 05:49 PM
it's for those eco-friendly types :D

Getting off while you save the planet! :D

I like the "juicer" #10

noonwitch
11-07-2011, 02:29 PM
I'm not sure if I'm bummed or relieved that my server is blocking me from seeing the slide show.



However, I did see Stripes and I remember the "Aunt Jemima treatment" Bill Murray administered to his MP girlfriend. So there probably is a fine line between sex toys and kitchen tools.

Odysseus
11-07-2011, 03:09 PM
Slide show here (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/quiz-sex-toy-or-kitchen-utensil/)

I'm still wondering just how practical #2 might be. :rolleyes:

"Kitchen Utensil. This container will keep your delicate banana safe from bruising." If you had a delicate banana, would you want it bruised? And given that, I don't see why it can't be both a toy and a utensil. :D

CueSi
11-07-2011, 06:08 PM
"Kitchen Utensil. This container will keep your delicate banana safe from bruising." If you had a delicate banana, would you want it bruised? And given that, I don't see why it can't be both a toy and a utensil. :D

The banana bunker could be both, but it may not be made out of the right material for insertion. Stuff like this has to be made of body safe material in order for to be used by the widest cross-section of people.

But that's why I tend to favor GLASS as a good material for toys. Hypo-allergenic and kinda pretty. :D

~QC

Articulate_Ape
11-08-2011, 12:15 AM
There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?

Adam Wood
11-08-2011, 12:31 AM
There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.

Articulate_Ape
11-08-2011, 12:34 AM
Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.

I can't fix your your lack creativity. ;)

Odysseus
11-08-2011, 09:11 AM
There's a difference between kitchen utensils and sex toys? Who knew?

Martha Stewart? :D

Let us know how well that use of a blender works on your mate.

It was a wood chipper, and he was acquitted. :D

Witmaster
11-08-2011, 01:24 PM
The Jimmy Jane" could (arguably) be used as a grapefruit or cantaloupe scoop

The "Real Touch", when I saw the insides and realized I’d be sticking my Johnson in-between a couple of opposing rubber tank tracks…. YIKES!

The "Cone" - OK, I get the concept but the thought of squatting down on a device that will (apparently) spread your [preferred] orifice to the diameter of your hand?!? F-That!!

The "Tenga Egg" - At first I thought this was some weird variation of the Ben-Wa-Ball, but no… apparently I’m supposed to stick my Johnson in this somehow. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to an “egg white omelet”

CueSi
11-08-2011, 08:37 PM
The Jimmy Jane" could (arguably) be used as a grapefruit or cantaloupe scoop

The "Real Touch", when I saw the insides and realized I’d be sticking my Johnson in-between a couple of opposing rubber tank tracks…. YIKES!

The "Cone" - OK, I get the concept but the thought of squatting down on a device that will (apparently) spread your [preferred] orifice to the diameter of your hand?!? F-That!!

The "Tenga Egg" - At first I thought this was some weird variation of the Ben-Wa-Ball, but no… apparently I’m supposed to stick my Johnson in this somehow. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to an “egg white omelet”

The Jimmy Jane is pretty cool...and VERY expensive. I don't know anyone who has a $150 cantaloupe scoop. :p

The real touch's insides are pretty pliable and probably made of "cyberskin" or some body grade silicone polymer that is meant to imitate the squeezing of a taught vaginal orfrice.

Not really. The cone is pretty pliable and it vibrates. I know those who use it with a thin pillow or blanket, lie down over it and let the buzzing go through to the clitoris. Or the taint.

The Tenga egg... is VERY stretchy - - holds lube VERY well. So, no matter the size of your tool, like a real woman, it'll stretch to fit. :p There's video-------------> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgDM-ILl3M )


Yeah, for those who don't know - - I worked at a toy/porn shop before returning to respectable retail. :p

~QC

Witmaster
11-09-2011, 09:06 AM
Yeah, for those who don't know - - I worked at a toy/porn shop before returning to respectable retail. :p

~QC

Well if i ever need a consultant on such things I now know where to go!:o

Odysseus
11-09-2011, 12:05 PM
Well if i ever need a consultant on such things I now know where to go!:o

If you're downrange long enough, they all begin to look like sex toys. :D

Witmaster
11-09-2011, 12:46 PM
If you're downrange long enough, they all begin to look like sex toys. :D

True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:

Odysseus
11-09-2011, 12:50 PM
True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:

Ah, yes. It's almost Thursday, isn't it? :eek::D

CueSi
11-10-2011, 10:07 PM
True dat. But then, some of the sexual exploits of the locals around here are enough to drive anyone celebate. :eek:

You're in Afghanistan right now?

~QC

Kay
11-10-2011, 10:29 PM
But that's why I tend to favor GLASS as a good material for toys. Hypo-allergenic and kinda pretty. :D ~QC

Isn't there kind of a risk for glass to break? :eek:
I'm not sure I'd want something made out of glass.
Give me real or give me nothing I say.

CueSi
11-10-2011, 11:59 PM
Isn't there kind of a risk for glass to break? :eek:
I'm not sure I'd want something made out of glass.
Give me real or give me nothing I say.

What would you be doing with a glass sex toy to cause it to break? I keep mine in it's velvet pouch when I don't use it. I boil it before and after use.

Glass is good because it is easy to clean, warms quickly to your body temperature or however cool or warm you wish it to be.

Real is great when you have easy access to it and when it does everything you want it to, when you want it to. When you can't. . . that's where the magic of technology comes in.

~QC

Odysseus
11-11-2011, 01:19 AM
What would you be doing with a glass sex toy to cause it to break? I keep mine in it's velvet pouch when I don't use it. I boil it before and after use.

Glass is good because it is easy to clean, warms quickly to your body temperature or however cool or warm you wish it to be.

Real is great when you have easy access to it and when it does everything you want it to, when you want it to. When you can't. . . that's where the magic of technology comes in.

~QC

I would think that those toys are solid and would take a great deal of effort to break.

CueSi
11-11-2011, 01:52 AM
I would think that those toys are solid and would take a great deal of effort to break.

Exactly. Most of these are hand-blown glass and if you treat them with care, they will treat you with care. ;)

~QC

bijou
11-11-2011, 03:49 PM
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No, I don't want a diamond encrusted anything putting there, and neither do I want anything to do with The Thrill Hammer. :eek:

Odysseus
11-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Exactly. Most of these are hand-blown glass and if you treat them with care, they will treat you with care. ;)

~QC
Heheh... You said "hand-blown". :D

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Well, no they can't. But it turns out that rich people have access to all sorts of insane sex toys that the rest of us had no idea even existed. So the next time you see a celebrity or political sex scandal in the news, there's a chance they might have been using ...

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No, I don't want a diamond encrusted anything putting there, and neither do I want anything to do with The Thrill Hammer. :eek:

The most exclusive thing that the 1% can have that the rest of us can't is a trophy wife, unless you're the pool boy, in which case you have her fairly often. :D

Arroyo_Doble
11-11-2011, 05:16 PM
What a weird thread.

Molon Labe
11-11-2011, 05:20 PM
The most exclusive thing that the 1% can have that the rest of us can't is a trophy wife

The 99% here.

Speak for yourself. I'm very blessed. Don't know how though.....

Got the one girl on earth with looks that doesn't know she has them.

Arroyo_Doble
11-11-2011, 05:33 PM
The 99% here.

Speak for yourself. I'm very blessed. Don't know how though.....

Got the one girl on earth with looks that doesn't know she has them.

Reminds me of the joke, "Behind every beautiful woman is a man whose tired of putting up with her shit."

Molon Labe
11-11-2011, 06:35 PM
Reminds me of the joke, "Behind every beautiful woman is a man whose tired of putting up with her shit."

Well it's true. You can have "most attractive girl you ever seen here"......but after a few years of dealing with the 'tude'.....just doesn't do it for most guys anymore.