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bijou
12-10-2011, 05:22 PM
NEW DELHI: An unnamed Islamic cleric based in Europe has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid "sexual thoughts".

The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.

According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex." The cleric also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed. Repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas/articleshow/11020659.cms

THE Gypsy
12-10-2011, 05:38 PM
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/omg.gif

That's almost as bad as this...


Saudi Women with Sexy Eyes May Be Forced to Cover Them Up

Read more: http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/saudi-women-with-sexy-eyes-may-be-forced-to-cover-them-up-ncxdc-111711#ixzz1gAcAPrvC

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/faint.gif

Starbuck
12-10-2011, 05:42 PM
The religion of peace has now become the religion of the stupid.

THE Gypsy
12-10-2011, 05:48 PM
From the OP article...

"If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/laughhard.gif

bijou
12-10-2011, 05:52 PM
From the OP article...

"If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/laughhard.gif

Of course, as we all know thinly sliced bananas will stop you going to hell. Or something. :rolleyes:

THE Gypsy
12-10-2011, 05:56 PM
I guess that also excludes carrots, green onions, eggplant, zucchini...WAIT A MINUTE! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/Girl%20Smilies/smilie_girl_080.gif


This is a conspiracy by the WOMEN to get the men to not only shop but bring it home, clean it, and slice and dice it up! BRILLIANT! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/Girl%20Smilies/smilie_girl_096-1.gif

Apache
12-10-2011, 06:19 PM
I guess that also excludes carrots, green onions, eggplant, zucchini...WAIT A MINUTE! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/Girl%20Smilies/smilie_girl_080.gif


This is a conspiracy by the WOMEN to get the men to not only shop but bring it home, clean it, and slice and dice it up! BRILLIANT! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/Girl%20Smilies/smilie_girl_096-1.gif

So, are you claiming to be the "unnamed cleric"....:confused::p

THE Gypsy
12-10-2011, 06:24 PM
So, are you claiming to be the "unnamed cleric"....:confused::p



Not me...But ya gotta admit...The results could be quite appealing for those that don't like to do all that mise en place!http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/Girl%20Smilies/smilie_girl_120.gif

JB
12-10-2011, 08:28 PM
This is a conspiracy by the WOMEN to get the men to not only shop but bring it home, clean it, and slice and dice it up! BRILLIANT!You beat me to it.

I was just about to post...I ain't buying it. The dude's wife put him up to it because she is just tired of doing all the cooking.

And besides, what good is it to have someone else chop them into smaller pieces? Everone knows size does not matter. :p

THE Gypsy
12-10-2011, 08:44 PM
You beat me to it.

I was just about to post...I ain't buying it. The dude's wife put him up to it because she is just tired of doing all the cooking.

And besides, what good is it to have someone else chop them into smaller pieces? Everone knows size does not matter. :p



http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r101/Bithiah_photo/Smilies/jump-1.gif

Kay
12-10-2011, 08:59 PM
I need SO bad to go over there and organize these women!
They have no idea how easy it would be to for them to turn
the tables. Just one night of reckoning is all it would take.
If they'd act together the same night and slit the throat or
poision every male OVER the age of 12 in their household
all would be well in the middle east. The males would
never see it coming. Any still alive the next day would
be burried up to the neck and stoned to death, after being
lashed of course.

It's just beyond me how islam women take it.

Lanie
12-10-2011, 11:17 PM
Sounds like some men are wanting to make up for something they're lacking.

Lanie
12-10-2011, 11:22 PM
I need SO bad to go over there and organize these women!
They have no idea how easy it would be to for them to turn
the tables. Just one night of reckoning is all it would take.
If they'd act together the same night and slit the throat or
poision every male under the age of 12 in their household
all would be well in the middle east. The males would
never see it coming. Any still alive the next day would
be burried up to the neck and stoned to death, after being
lashed of course.

It's just beyond me how islam women take it.

You know, I might have been on your side if you had not said males under the age of 12. We can't do anything to the grown men. Oh no. Let's get the innocent children.

Now, if you had came up with a solution of slashing the throats of every grown male who who was threatening women on a daily basis, I would have been on your side. But nooooooooo, you have to go to extremes.

Wei Wu Wei
12-10-2011, 11:56 PM
If I ever end up going on a first date with a Muslim woman I'm going to show up wearing this:

http://i.imgur.com/iyWGg.jpg

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 12:00 AM
You know, I might have been on your side if you had not said males under the age of 12. We can't do anything to the grown men. Oh no. Let's get the innocent children.

Now, if you had came up with a solution of slashing the throats of every grown male who who was threatening women on a daily basis, I would have been on your side. But nooooooooo, you have to go to extremes.

Kay always goes to extremes, it's called being a try-hard.

We know the whole spiel already: murder all Muslims, hooray for child genocide as long as their parents read the Q'uran, yadda yadda yadda


Part of it is just kay trying to be controversial and "going there", part of it is honesty though, saying what most far-righters won't say out loud.

Rockntractor
12-11-2011, 12:03 AM
Kay always goes to extremes, it's called being a try-hard.

We know the whole spiel already: murder all Muslims, hooray for child genocide as long as their parents read the Q'uran, yadda yadda yadda


Part of it is just kay trying to be controversial and "going there", part of it is honesty though, saying what most far-righters won't say out loud.

It warms my heart to see libtards upset.:)

Kay
12-11-2011, 12:46 AM
You know, I might have been on your side if you had not said males under the age of 12. We can't do anything to the grown men. Oh no. Let's get the innocent children

That was a mistake - I meant to say over the age of twelve.
Thanks for pointing that out Lanster, you're always such a sweetheart like that.
I'll go back and edit it to be clear on what I meant.

In Wei's case though, I'll stick to shoulda been terminated under 12.

Kay
12-11-2011, 12:51 AM
Part of it is just kay trying to be controversial and "going there",
part of it is honesty though, saying what most far-righters won't say out loud.

No, it's pretty much 100% honesty Wei.
You may go now.

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 02:01 AM
So you 100% honestly advocate a Muslim genocide?

so edgy, so out there, so un-PC, someone call Ann Coulter, she's got a competitor :rolleyes:

txradioguy
12-11-2011, 06:19 AM
No, it's pretty much 100% honesty Wei.
You may go now.

It hurts Wee Wee's feelings when you insult his friends.

That and the truth hurts him too.

Kay
12-11-2011, 12:15 PM
So you 100% honestly advocate a Muslim genocide?

Convert or die.
Isn't that just reflecting back their own philosophy?

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 12:19 PM
1. No, it's not. Only a small minority of extremists hold those views.

2. Convert to what? I don't think Christianity teaches what you are advocating. Was it Jesus who said if someone wrongs you, you should wrong them back tenfold?

Kay
12-11-2011, 12:33 PM
Weisel, before you derail this conversation further, the topic is about the ridiculous way they treat women. It is not only a small minority of extremists that hold these views. Soon we will read about a 14 year old girl being lashed and stoned to death for touching a banana. How anyone can defend this and the actions of the insane Islamic beliefs and lifestyle is beyond me. Yes, if I could pull a switch, Islam and all it's followers would be exterminated.

Kay
12-11-2011, 12:39 PM
2. Convert to what?

Anything or nothing, just away from the insane practice and beliefs of Islam.
Wei you can't possibly agree with the opening post, that women should be
forbidden to touch bananas. Do you agree with them on that Wei?

Novaheart
12-11-2011, 12:41 PM
The religion of peace has now become the religion of the stupid.

Umm.... the religion of peace and its siblings, Christianity and Judaism all believe that god is a super advanced being that looks like a human and has many human failings including but not limited to anger, jealousy, vengefulness, and an obsession with the sex lives of other people.

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 12:47 PM
1. These extreme aspects of some some cultures are not inherent to Islam itself. I've had the pleasure of meeting Muslim women, and they were extremely strong-willed, independent, intelligent, and respectable.

2. A brutal patriarchal system of oppression is not something to be defended when it does occur. I'm not pulling the multi-culturalists BS of "oh they just have different values we have to respect all ideas equally", not at all.

Women and girls being abused, mistreated, and taken advantage of is horrible, regardless of the so-called 'cultural differences'. However, turning around and advocating Genocide is even worse! Supporting genocide is worse than supporting abuse against women, by far. How can someone in their right mind honestly say they support genocide and pretend to be somehow ethically superior to people because of their mistreatment of women?

It's astonishing that this even needs to be explained.

I've only spoken with a few Muslims in my life, but not a single one of them was filled with the sort of hatred that you spew.

Reading this doesn't make me mad, it makes me concerned for your well being. I think anyone who produces such extreme hatred must be suffering from a wounded soul. People who are right with themselves and who love God do not have that kind of hatred. I really do hope whatever spiritual wound you are suffering from gets healed.

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 12:48 PM
Anything or nothing, just away from the insane practice and beliefs of Islam.
Wei you can't possibly agree with the opening post, that women should be
forbidden to touch bananas. Do you agree with them on that Wei?

Absolutely not. It's ridiculous to the point of hilarity or obscenity.

It reflects severe problems in their cultural circumstance that should not be overlooked as simple "cultural differences".

While this banana thing is more funny than anything else, I'm aware that real abuse occurs under the cloak of religion or culture, and it should not be tolerated.

Kay
12-11-2011, 01:05 PM
Well I'm about to take my wounded capitalist soul out to do some Christmas shopping.
I'm gonna drive myself there in my own large SUV and spend money that I earned by
getting out of bed every day and working hard at my job. I will do this without the need
for a male relative to escort me and without covering up my entire body and face. I have
a lot to be thankful and grateful for. Having been born an American woman is at the top
of the list.

Novaheart
12-11-2011, 01:12 PM
Well I'm about to take my wounded capitalist soul out to do some Christmas shopping.
I'm gonna drive myself there in my own large SUV and spend money that I earned by
getting out of bed every day and working hard at my job. I will do this without the need
for a male relative to escort me and without covering up my entire body and face. I have
a lot to be thankful and grateful for. Having been born an American woman is at the top
of the list.

I wore earplugs shopping last week. It completely improves the experience.

Rockntractor
12-11-2011, 01:18 PM
Well I'm about to take my wounded capitalist soul out to do some Christmas shopping.
I'm gonna drive myself there in my own large SUV and spend money that I earned by
getting out of bed every day and working hard at my job. I will do this without the need
for a male relative to escort me and without covering up my entire body and face. I have
a lot to be thankful and grateful for. Having been born an American woman is at the top
of the list.

:eek::eek::eek:

txradioguy
12-11-2011, 01:54 PM
Convert or die.
Isn't that just reflecting back their own philosophy?


Yup it sure is.

Novaheart
12-11-2011, 02:13 PM
So you 100% honestly advocate a Muslim genocide?

so edgy, so out there, so un-PC, someone call Ann Coulter, she's got a competitor :rolleyes:

The world is over populated. We could do to eliminate a billion or so people. If you use my criteria, ie value of culture, then some Moslems would survive, but the kiddies at UC Berkeley would scream all kinds of hurtful things about it. You have to decide who goes, and where to draw the line. Eliminating all the Moslems is a good a place to draw the line as any.

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:25 PM
That was a mistake - I meant to say over the age of twelve.
Thanks for pointing that out Lanster, you're always such a sweetheart like that.
I'll go back and edit it to be clear on what I meant.

In Wei's case though, I'll stick to shoulda been terminated under 12.

Okay, cool! Thanks.

I don't agree with terminating all of them. Some of them might actually be decent. I can see the point though. I was asking God in church this morning whether I was sinning by thinking that.

Okay, so Kay and I are going off on a mass slaughter in Saudi Arabia. Any other girls wanna come? All the boys have to stay home.

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:27 PM
So you 100% honestly advocate a Muslim genocide?

so edgy, so out there, so un-PC, someone call Ann Coulter, she's got a competitor :rolleyes:

Not Muslim genocide. All the male Muslims here are cool. All the male Muslims not trying to murder and beat the women over stupid stuff are cool. All those who pretty much want to destroy women need to go.

Wei Wu Wei
12-11-2011, 02:28 PM
I was asking God in church this morning whether I was sinning by thinking that.

Do you believe that Jesus is God? Do you believe that the Bible is the Word of God?

If so, how did Jesus say we should react to our enemies?

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:29 PM
Umm.... the religion of peace and its siblings, Christianity and Judaism all believe that god is a super advanced being that looks like a human and has many human failings including but not limited to anger, jealousy, vengefulness, and an obsession with the sex lives of other people.

And all three of those religions have gone to extremes. The way I see it, Islam is in what Christianity had in their middle ages. They're a younger religion and need to grow up. Question is can we wait on that in a nuclear age.

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:31 PM
Well I'm about to take my wounded capitalist soul out to do some Christmas shopping.
I'm gonna drive myself there in my own large SUV and spend money that I earned by
getting out of bed every day and working hard at my job. I will do this without the need
for a male relative to escort me and without covering up my entire body and face. I have
a lot to be thankful and grateful for. Having been born an American woman is at the top
of the list.

Feminist.

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:33 PM
Yup it sure is.

Well, if they're actually persecuting women and others, that's one thing. Just for being Muslim? No. I know people think that's one in the same, but it's not. I realize it's hard to tell who is who in Saudi Arabia though.

I don't want it to be a situation like with the Jews earlier on. Kill them because they supposedly put their children in passover bread. If you look in the Bible, you will find Jews doing some pretty evil stuff. But nobody would dare say today that genocide of an entire group of people was okay.

Lanie
12-11-2011, 02:48 PM
Do you believe that Jesus is God? Do you believe that the Bible is the Word of God?

If so, how did Jesus say we should react to our enemies?

Well, he said we should love them.

However, he also said that before Abraham was, I am. That means he's the same God who could bring out a can of whip butt in the Old Testament. Some people think what God did in some cases was so horrible, but not necessarily. You really should read I think it's 2 Kings. The Jews do some really really evil stuff. It went beyond worshipping another god.

I mean seriously, check this out.

http://bible.cc/2_kings/23-10.htm

Isaiah 57:5 You burn with lust among the oaks and under every spreading tree; you sacrifice your children in the ravines and under the overhanging crags.

Jeremiah 7:31 They have built the high places of Topheth in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to burn their sons and daughters in the fire--something I did not command, nor did it enter my mind.

Jeremiah 19:4 For they have forsaken me and made this a place of foreign gods; they have burned sacrifices in it to gods that neither they nor their fathers nor the kings of Judah ever knew, and they have filled this place with the blood of the innocent.

2 Kings 23:10

He desecrated Topheth, which was in the Valley of Ben Hinnom, so no one could use it to sacrifice his son or daughter in the fire to Molech.

Now, would I want the Jews or anybody else worshipping these brutal gods to be gone after now? Nope. They're not a threat now. The Aztec Indians? Well, I think the Europeans were sinning because all they wanted was land, but the truth is the Aztec community needed to be destroyed. They were creating sacrifices of humans. Tribes around them helped the Europeans at the time.

So getting back to this, what we have here are some middle aged thinking Muslims who want to kill all women who are different from them. I think in Saudi Arabia, you have to be a Muslim or die, so they're killing anybody who isn't Muslim (or at least imprisoning them). They probably also want to kill atheists. They kill homosexuals. I have a hard time watching it. When Iran rose up last year, I was rooting for them. When the government struck back, I was mad at Obama for not coming in and helping them. I really was.

I think it's possible to have major reforms if only their governments and their repressive cleric leaders were taken out. Islam wasn't always this evil. Something has to be done though.

Oh, and for the record, I'd be very much in favor of going after a Christian community who behaved as they did in the middle ages. Those people were just as evil and disgusting. Unfortunately for Islam, they don't have the same amount of time to grow up. They're getting the bomb.

CueSi
12-11-2011, 11:02 PM
I wore earplugs shopping last week. It completely improves the experience.

Yes, yes it does. At work, opening is almost intolerable. They jack up the music to unnatural levels and you welcome the crowds to drown that shit out.


Okay, cool! Thanks.

I don't agree with terminating all of them. Some of them might actually be decent. I can see the point though. I was asking God in church this morning whether I was sinning by thinking that.

Okay, so Kay and I are going off on a mass slaughter in Saudi Arabia. Any other girls wanna come? All the boys have to stay home.

Hell, as long as you do it after the holidays are over, I'm in. I admit it, I'm tempted. Maybe Nova can come and we'll have margaritas in Mecca.

~QC

NJCardFan
12-11-2011, 11:18 PM
I take it the Buddhas Hand is out as well?
http://www.instructables.com/image/FWR3AVXG2HDZU9W/Candied-Buddhas-Hand-Citron.jpg

Lanie
12-11-2011, 11:48 PM
Yes, yes it does. At work, opening is almost intolerable. They jack up the music to unnatural levels and you welcome the crowds to drown that shit out.



Hell, as long as you do it after the holidays are over, I'm in. I admit it, I'm tempted. Maybe Nova can come and we'll have margaritas in Mecca.

~QC

Can we count Nova in as a gal?

txradioguy
12-12-2011, 03:06 AM
Well, if they're actually persecuting women and others, that's one thing. Just for being Muslim? No. I know people think that's one in the same, but it's not. I realize it's hard to tell who is who in Saudi Arabia though.

How many times are myself and others who've been there and seen how Islam is practiced going to have to repeat the lesson to you Bridget?




I don't want it to be a situation like with the Jews earlier on. Kill them because they supposedly put their children in passover bread. If you look in the Bible, you will find Jews doing some pretty evil stuff.

Every time I talk to you I want to bang my head on my keyboard because at some point...I know...I KNOW you will make completely moronic comments like this.

At this point...after this many years I think you do it on purpose.

No one could be this consistently stupid when they've been shown repeatedly that the things you spout are nothing but crap and myths.

Le Bon has you pegged perfectly.



But nobody would dare say today that genocide of an entire group of people was okay.

Except those that practice radical Islam.

Odysseus
12-12-2011, 11:02 AM
If I ever end up going on a first date with a Muslim woman I'm going to show up wearing this:

http://i.imgur.com/iyWGg.jpg
Her nearest male relative will slice you into bite-sized pieces when you do.

1. No, it's not. Only a small minority of extremists hold those views.
What are you basing this on, your extensive studies of Islamic culture and history? Oh, right, you don't actually know anything about Islam. Allow me to bring you up to date on a few things:

In Egypt, the Muslim Brotherhood and the Salafists (think of them as an even more Muslim brotherhood) got over 60% of the vote in the first round of parliamentary elections, which were concentrated in Cairo. That means that the uban sophisticates voted almost 2:1 for hard core Islamic fanatics. When the rural votes are tallied, their numbers will be even higher.
Tunisia's first elections produced a big win for their Islamist party.
Algeria hasn't had any elections since their Islamists won a majority, and the armed forces stepped in to prevent them from taking power.
Turkey, the proster child for secular Islamic states, elected an Islamist party several years ago, and has been ripping great chunks of Ataturk's secular legacy out of their Constitution ever since.
The sole election ever held in the Palestinian Territories put Hamas, a radical terrorist group, into power.

Each of these parties enjoys majority support in their nations/regions. Each of them advocates policies along the lines of the ones above in terms of women. as well as the desire to impose Islam on the rest of the world. Each of them also harbors intense bigotry against Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Sihks and pretty much anyone else who isn't on board with their program.


2. Convert to what? I don't think Christianity teaches what you are advocating. Was it Jesus who said if someone wrongs you, you should wrong them back tenfold?
No, that was Mohammed, or words to that effect. The entire Qur'an is a series of screeds against people who have done Mohammed dirty by not allowing him to rule them, take their women and property and otherwise kowtow to him. His treatment of the non-Muslim tribes of Medina demonstrate his tolerance of dissent, and the history of Islam, up to the present, is the history of his successors following his bloody-handed example.

1. These extreme aspects of some some cultures are not inherent to Islam itself. I've had the pleasure of meeting Muslim women, and they were extremely strong-willed, independent, intelligent, and respectable.
You have met Muslim women outside of Muslim nations, not to mention outside of their homes and communities. The very fact that they can talk to you without fear of being murdered by their families is proof that they do not hold the views that we are discussing, but that doesn't make them the majority in Islam. You are extrapolating your highly limited experience with Muslims to the whole, while ignoring those of us who have spent years among them in their own countries.


2. A brutal patriarchal system of oppression is not something to be defended when it does occur. I'm not pulling the multi-culturalists BS of "oh they just have different values we have to respect all ideas equally", not at all.
No, you're pulling the "I've met some Muslim women who aren't veiled, cowed or beaten regularly, therefore I know all about the status of Muslim women" BS.


Women and girls being abused, mistreated, and taken advantage of is horrible, regardless of the so-called 'cultural differences'. However, turning around and advocating Genocide is even worse! Supporting genocide is worse than supporting abuse against women, by far. How can someone in their right mind honestly say they support genocide and pretend to be somehow ethically superior to people because of their mistreatment of women?

It's astonishing that this even needs to be explained.

I've only spoken with a few Muslims in my life, but not a single one of them was filled with the sort of hatred that you spew.

Reading this doesn't make me mad, it makes me concerned for your well being. I think anyone who produces such extreme hatred must be suffering from a wounded soul. People who are right with themselves and who love God do not have that kind of hatred. I really do hope whatever spiritual wound you are suffering from gets healed.

Spare us your pious BS. Your concern for Kay is as false as your claims of sympathy for the women and girls abused, raped, murdered and tortured by their culture. But, if the thought of genocide apalls you as much as you claim, you can comfort yourself by thinking of them as counter-revolutionaries and capitalists.

noonwitch
12-12-2011, 02:34 PM
I take it the Buddhas Hand is out as well?
http://www.instructables.com/image/FWR3AVXG2HDZU9W/Candied-Buddhas-Hand-Citron.jpg


What the hell is that? It looks like Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Odysseus
12-12-2011, 03:15 PM
What the hell is that? It looks like Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Those are Chernobyl Chicken Fingers from KFC. :D

Hawkgirl
12-12-2011, 08:27 PM
I can totaly relate, every time I visit the fruit and vegetable aisle at Publix and see a banana...I get this undeniable urge to felate the zucchini.

Seriously, banana's are too soft to really hold up against......

Unless you freeze it.

JB
12-12-2011, 08:34 PM
I can totaly relate, every time I visit the fruit and vegetable aisle at Publix and see a banana...I get this undeniable urge to felate the zucchini.Note to self: Buy green paint.

Hawkgirl
12-12-2011, 08:36 PM
Well I'm about to take my wounded capitalist soul out to do some Christmas shopping.
I'm gonna drive myself there in my own large SUV and spend money that I earned by
getting out of bed every day and working hard at my job. I will do this without the need
for a male relative to escort me and without covering up my entire body and face. I have
a lot to be thankful and grateful for. Having been born an American woman is at the top
of the list.


:usflag:
:smileyworship:

marinejcksn
12-12-2011, 10:47 PM
What about Plantains? Are they banned too? I've heard they're smaller but more delicious.

Might explain my success with women. Rimshot! :D

Odysseus
12-13-2011, 09:10 AM
I can totaly relate, every time I visit the fruit and vegetable aisle at Publix and see a banana...I get this undeniable urge to felate the zucchini.

Seriously, banana's are too soft to really hold up against......

Unless you freeze it.
Yeah, but think about putting a frozen banana up against... :eek:
Maybe in August...

What about Plantains? Are they banned too? I've heard they're smaller but more delicious.

Might explain my success with women. Rimshot! :D

I'm not making any more bite-sized jokes. Really. I'm not. :D

marinejcksn
12-14-2011, 01:20 AM
I'm not making any more bite-sized jokes. Really. I'm not. :D

The ladies know, there's a reason bite-sized candy bars are called "fun size". Just sayin' :D

Lanie
12-14-2011, 10:23 PM
How many times are myself and others who've been there and seen how Islam is practiced going to have to repeat the lesson to you Bridget?





Every time I talk to you I want to bang my head on my keyboard because at some point...I know...I KNOW you will make completely moronic comments like this.

At this point...after this many years I think you do it on purpose.

No one could be this consistently stupid when they've been shown repeatedly that the things you spout are nothing but crap and myths.

Le Bon has you pegged perfectly.




Except those that practice radical Islam.

I am not going to argue the different points with you.

I don't believe in collectively judging a group of people unless it is proven that they are a certain way. Period. It's been proven that all of the Nation of Islam is bad. It's been proven that all of al Qaeda is bad. It hasn't been proven that all or most Muslims are bad. It hasn't been proven that they're all intolerant of other religions. Did you not read the part of my interview with that Imam where he criticized taking prayer out of school? I pointed out it was Christian prayer and that they were not making accommodations for Muslims. His idea was to let people split up into their own religious groups. This is somebody who wants to have me killed for being a Christian? Really?

This is where you say my interview is nothing because you've actually been over to those countries. Okay, let's talk about that some. The main argument for staying in Iraq and Afghanistan was to make sure they were sovereign and were safe from radicals. Uh, why? Tell me why. If most to all Muslims are evil, then why should they have been given a right to vote in Iraq and Afghanistan? Why did people here celebrate years ago when all those Iraqis (mostly Muslim) voted? Why should it matter if the Sunnis take back over Iraq? Why not just let the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other? Why have you been actively supporting the effort to assist Muslims in other countries if you thought they were all the same? Tell me.

This is not me trying to sound stupid. This is me calling you out because I know you don't believe all the crap you're spewing.

Rockntractor
12-14-2011, 10:31 PM
I am not going to argue the different points with you.

I don't believe in collectively judging a group of people unless it is proven that they are a certain way. Period. It's been proven that all of the Nation of Islam is bad. It's been proven that all of al Qaeda is bad. It hasn't been proven that all or most Muslims are bad. It hasn't been proven that they're all intolerant of other religions. Did you not read the part of my interview with that Imam where he criticized taking prayer out of school? I pointed out it was Christian prayer and that they were not making accommodations for Muslims. His idea was to let people split up into their own religious groups. This is somebody who wants to have me killed for being a Christian? Really?

This is where you say my interview is nothing because you've actually been over to those countries. Okay, let's talk about that some. The main argument for staying in Iraq and Afghanistan was to make sure they were sovereign and were safe from radicals. Uh, why? Tell me why. If most to all Muslims are evil, then why should they have been given a right to vote in Iraq and Afghanistan? Why did people here celebrate years ago when all those Iraqis (mostly Muslim) voted? Why should it matter if the Sunnis take back over Iraq? Why not just let the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other? Why have you been actively supporting the effort to assist Muslims in other countries if you thought they were all the same? Tell me.

This is not me trying to sound stupid. This is me calling you out because I know you don't believe all the crap you're spewing.

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