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12-12-2011, 01:31 AM

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.

12-12-2011, 01:44 AM
good one

12-12-2011, 03:05 AM
Maude is my role model.

12-12-2011, 01:04 PM
Maude is my role model.

That's well and fine, just remember to wear a bra when you are jumping rope.

12-12-2011, 09:33 PM
And remember, an elephant is a vegetarian.

12-17-2011, 02:26 PM
Cave men ate better than today's vegans and other liberal nuts,,,,,,,,,,They lived well into their 30s and 40s.