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Odysseus
12-12-2011, 12:40 PM
By Mail Foreign Service

Last updated at 8:13 PM on 1st December 2011

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

Their report assessed the possible impact of repealing the ban in Saudi Arabia, the only country in the world where women are not allowed behind the wheel.

It was delivered to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the country’s legislative body.

The report warns that allowing women to drive would ‘provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce’.

Within ten years of the ban being lifted, the report’s authors claim, there would be ‘no more virgins’ in the Islamic kingdom.

And it pointed out ‘moral decline’ could already be seen in other Muslim countries where women are allowed to drive.

In the report Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state.

‘All the women were looking at me,’ he wrote. ‘One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive.’

The astonishing report comes after Shaima Jastaniya, a 34-year-old Saudi woman, was sentenced to 10 lashes with a whip after being caught driving in Jeddah.

There has been strong protest in the country about the sentence - and about the law generally.

But resistance to reform and change remains strong among conservative royals and clerics.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068810/Saudis-fear-virgins-people-turn-gay-female-drive-ban-lifted.html#ixzz1gL5vMHmY

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In the report Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state.

‘All the women were looking at me,’ he wrote. ‘One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive.’

For future reference, when a woman sticks her finger in her mouth with her tongue out and makes a gagging gesture, it does not mean that she's available.

djones520
12-12-2011, 12:45 PM
I want to create a religious council where we just sit around and pull random buzz words out of a hat and make decrees from that. It sounds like fun.

noonwitch
12-12-2011, 02:06 PM
I've been driving for 31 years, and I still haven't gotten any sex.


I hope that the next time one of those Saudi clerics has a heart attack, the only person around to drive him to the hospital is a woman.

Odysseus
12-12-2011, 02:16 PM
I want to create a religious council where we just sit around and pull random buzz words out of a hat and make decrees from that. It sounds like fun.
It sounds like Scientology. :D

I've been driving for 31 years, and I still haven't gotten any sex.
It helps if you park once in a while. :D


I hope that the next time one of those Saudi clerics has a heart attack, the only person around to drive him to the hospital is a woman.

ROFLOL!!! That would be priceless.

Novaheart
12-12-2011, 02:29 PM
It helps if you park once in a while. :D



Maybe. It depends on what kind of car it is if it counts as sex. The old standard was that anything done in a TR6 with the top up didn't count. I don't know what the new standard is now that most cars have reclining seats, but I'm guessing it would be difficult to get pregnant in a SMART car.

Odysseus
12-12-2011, 03:10 PM
Maybe. It depends on what kind of car it is if it counts as sex. The old standard was that anything done in a TR6 with the top up didn't count. I don't know what the new standard is now that most cars have reclining seats, but I'm guessing it would be difficult to get pregnant in a SMART car.

Unless you're a Chinese acrobat or otherwise unconstrained by conventional physics.

DumbAss Tanker
12-12-2011, 04:39 PM
I've been driving for 31 years, and I still haven't gotten any sex.

I think you have to stop once in awhile and leave the vehicle for a short period now and then for that to work out.

Bailey
12-12-2011, 06:17 PM
I've been driving for 31 years, and I still haven't gotten any sex.


I hope that the next time one of those Saudi clerics has a heart attack, the only person around to drive him to the hospital is a woman.

A women that cant get sex? You must be a mess or likes the ladies.

Rockntractor
12-12-2011, 07:43 PM
It's not the driving that makes you gay, it's what you park in the garage.

JB
12-12-2011, 08:39 PM
A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality:confused:

So two otherwise hetero Saudi men are sitting in a cafe. They see a woman driving an automobile and one guy thinks to himself "Hey, I think I'll blow Steve".

These dudes are messed up.

noonwitch
12-13-2011, 09:41 AM
A women that cant get sex? You must be a mess or likes the ladies.

I have high standards and trust issues.

Odysseus
12-13-2011, 12:33 PM
I have high standards and trust issues.

Have you considered switching to a manual transmission and applying the parking break? :D