PDA

View Full Version : Ford to Acquire Renault.......NSFW



marv
12-24-2011, 10:42 PM
With Euro going down, Ford to acquire Renault

Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus”, they have designed the “Clitaurus”.

It comes in pink and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it as needed.
......credit thundley4 over at ConservativeCave..........

Janice
12-25-2011, 12:29 AM
So their goin to acquire Renault just as they dump the Ranger?

Rockntractor
12-25-2011, 01:53 AM
So their goin to acquire Renault just as they dump the Ranger?

Did you actually read that Janice?:confused::D

Janice
12-25-2011, 02:18 AM
Nope. Two diff sources. Here and there. (http://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1050522_all-new-2012-ford-ranger-not-coming-to-the-u-s-heres-why) :cool:

djones520
12-25-2011, 07:35 PM
Nope. Two diff sources. Here and there. (http://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1050522_all-new-2012-ford-ranger-not-coming-to-the-u-s-heres-why) :cool:

Note the location of the thread. There is a clue in there that this might not be the most serious of posts. ;)

djones520
12-25-2011, 07:39 PM
Done many years ago by the great Bob and Tom show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzL2w9wpteU

marv
12-25-2011, 08:33 PM
My first wife's was also named Jan. She had trouble reading, too. :rolleyes:

Janice
12-25-2011, 09:46 PM
Oopsie. Not good to post during martini hour. :o

marv
12-25-2011, 11:23 PM
Oopsie. Not good to post during martini hour. :o

That's alright, Jan. It's my Galliano day to...er...two...er...toooooo!