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talleyJudy
01-14-2012, 07:55 PM
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

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Dear DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 orBeer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7...

Good Luck!
Tech Support

JB
01-14-2012, 08:15 PM
Dear Desperate,

Install BJ 1.0 and set it run every evening at 10 PM. You will never have problems again.

If you think a problem may be occurring, set it to run at 7 AM also. Preferably while Husband 1.0 is in sleep mode.

;)

djones520
01-14-2012, 08:30 PM
Dear Desperate,

Install BJ 1.0 and set it run every evening at 10 PM. You will never have problems again.

If you think a problem may be occurring, set it to run at 7 AM also. Preferably while Husband 1.0 is in sleep mode.

;)

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wannaberocker
03-12-2012, 11:48 PM
Very funny post. But isnt it funny how the only people giving input are men.

Though as a man whos single. I can say that married men do act like bums sometimes. Come on folks your wife deserves better, pay attention to her.

SaintLouieWoman
03-14-2012, 10:35 PM
Very funny post. But isnt it funny how the only people giving input are men.

Though as a man whos single. I can say that married men do act like bums sometimes. Come on folks your wife deserves better, pay attention to her.

A warm CU welcome to an insightful man. I'm sure that most of the women here appreciate your comments. :smile-new:

JB
03-15-2012, 06:39 PM
Though as a man whos single. I can say that married men do act like bums sometimes. Come on folks your wife deserves better, pay attention to her.Man Card please.

Bailey
03-16-2012, 08:05 AM
Very funny post. But isnt it funny how the only people giving input are men.

Though as a man whos single. I can say that married men do act like bums sometimes. Come on folks your wife deserves better, pay attention to her.

I bet his girlfriend was standing behind him when he wrote that :D

wannaberocker
06-14-2012, 08:22 PM
I bet his girlfriend was standing behind him when he wrote that :D

na im single lol.

Retread
06-14-2012, 08:56 PM
If she hasn't run me off or buried me in the garden after 49 years next week, I must be doing something right.

Apocalypse
06-14-2012, 09:00 PM
Its funny. As usually its the guys fault for not treating their wife as they did when they were dating.

Let me say this. If said wife doesn't act as she did when they were dating. IE. dressing sexy to turn on their guy, acting flirty, and the works.

Then why do they expect their husband to continue to treat them the way they were treated while dating. IE. Flowers, jewelry and so forth?

If you are not going to act like his GF, then why do you expect to be treated like one?

Its as usual the guys fault.

Gina
06-14-2012, 11:08 PM
I'm happily divorced. I've been saying that for years and it ticks me off that Fran "laugh that will make you cringe" Drescher stole it! (TVLand show)

RobJohnson
06-15-2012, 12:01 AM
I filled out paperwork at a doctors office and wrote in "happily single."

The staff found it funny and said "that's that first time I've ever seen someone write that."

It all seems like way too much drama to me, I see what my friends go through.

I try relationships and have even tried a couple long distance relationships, but some of the women are just brainwashed libs or don't understand why I feel it's so important for me to take care of my mother. At that point they can kiss my butt:evil-grin: My mother is going to be taken care of by me as long as I can...I won't throw her into a skilled care home just so I can hook up with a lady with five kids that have seven hyphenated last names. (you get the picture)

Hawkgirl
06-20-2012, 12:42 PM
I filled out paperwork at a doctors office and wrote in "happily single."

The staff found it funny and said "that's that first time I've ever seen someone write that."

It all seems like way too much drama to me, I see what my friends go through.

I try relationships and have even tried a couple long distance relationships, but some of the women are just brainwashed libs or don't understand why I feel it's so important for me to take care of my mother. At that point they can kiss my butt:evil-grin: My mother is going to be taken care of by me as long as I can...I won't throw her into a skilled care home just so I can hook up with a lady with five kids that have seven hyphenated last names. (you get the picture)

:applause::applause:


Rob, being single has it's advantages.