The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose. [Archive]

Apocalypse

01-23-2012, 06:56 PM

http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kerry-500x599.jpg

BOSTON (CBS) (http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/23/john-kerry-breaks-nose-playing-hockey/) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently.

Ice Hockey? Must have been playing his "Supporters".

Rockntractor

01-23-2012, 06:58 PM

Teraaaazah smacked him!:D

Novaheart

01-23-2012, 08:40 PM

My guess would be cosmetic surgery.

fettpett

01-23-2012, 08:49 PM

Looks like Teresa bitch slapped him

Bailey

01-23-2012, 09:09 PM

Looks like Teresa bitch slapped him

Thinking the same thing :D

Kay

01-23-2012, 09:27 PM

My guess would be cosmetic surgery.

If it was he needs a refund.

Janice

01-23-2012, 11:07 PM

If all of Americas enemies could at the very least receive such treatment ....

Rockntractor

01-23-2012, 11:12 PM

I heard that he told Teraaaazah that her ass was getting as big as Michelle's.

linda22003

01-24-2012, 10:08 AM

My guess would be cosmetic surgery.

If it was, he sure didn't get his money's worth.

Rockntractor

01-24-2012, 11:00 AM

If it was, he sure didn't get his money's worth.

True, why the long face?:confused:

noonwitch

01-24-2012, 12:05 PM

I believe the hockey story.

His hockey friends must have a lot of pent-up anger at him, though.

Arroyo_Doble

01-24-2012, 12:07 PM

A bag of pretzels could not be reached for comment.

AmPat

01-24-2012, 12:31 PM

Looks like he finally got a real swift boating.

Odysseus

01-24-2012, 02:35 PM

If Theresa wanted to punish him, she'd just cut off his allowance. I'm guessing the cosmetic surgery angle.

A bag of pretzels could not be reached for comment.

Fortunately, a bag of douche could.

Arroyo_Doble

01-24-2012, 02:42 PM

Fortunately, a bag of douche could.

Apparently.

If Theresa wanted to punish him, she'd just cut off his allowance. I'm guessing the cosmetic surgery angle.

namvet

01-24-2012, 07:53 PM

ill be damned. he finally got a medal

01-24-2012, 08:25 PM

Relax guys.

That photo is from November 2nd, 2004.

obx

01-25-2012, 10:41 AM

http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Kerry-500x599.jpg

BOSTON (CBS) (http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/01/23/john-kerry-breaks-nose-playing-hockey/) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently.

Ice Hockey? Must have been playing his "Supporters".

Why didn't he use a stick ?

Bailey

01-25-2012, 10:47 AM

ill be damned. he finally got a medal

This is prolly worse then any of the injuries he received in VN.

namvet

01-25-2012, 10:48 AM

Why didn't he use a stick ?

self inflicted wound. he wanted to look like a namvet

namvet

01-25-2012, 10:51 AM

This is prolly worse then any of the injuries he received in VN.

all he got over there was shaving nicks. that's how he got the medals

Kay

01-25-2012, 09:42 PM

Relax guys.

That photo is from November 2nd, 2004.

No the story linked in the OP is dated 1-23-2012. This is a current story.

Articulate_Ape

01-25-2012, 09:49 PM

Teraaaazah smacked him!:D

He didn't pass the ketchup to her fast enough.

Zathras

01-25-2012, 10:12 PM

He didn't pass the ketchup to her fast enough.

And then she passed it back to him as fast as she could. :D

Odysseus

01-26-2012, 04:48 PM

Let's not make fun of the man's marriage. He's probably the most successful gigolo in American history, and we shouldn't take that away from him.

01-26-2012, 07:58 PM

No the story linked in the OP is dated 1-23-2012. This is a current story.Thanks for looking out Kay. I was just goofing though.

November 2, 2004 is the night GW whipped his ass to win a second term!!! I was just imaging that Kerry looked that way that night. After a long night of salty tears in his eyes. :D

01-26-2012, 08:02 PM

Let's not make fun of the man's marriage. He's probably the most successful gigolo in American history, and we shouldn't take that away from him.Absolutely. I would marry into that ketchup money in a second.

Odysseus

01-26-2012, 10:59 PM

Absolutely. I would marry into that ketchup money in a second.

But could you cut the mustard? :D:p

Kay

01-26-2012, 11:05 PM

Thanks for looking out Kay. I was just goofing though.

November 2, 2004 is the night GW whipped his ass to win a second term!!! I was just imaging that Kerry looked that way that night. After a long night of salty tears in his eyes. :D

Ah I'm with you now. Didn't catch the joke first time around. :)

Kay

01-26-2012, 11:08 PM

But could you cut the mustard? :D:p

Now you know somebody's gonna come along and make a "cut the cheese" joke next. :rolleyes:
It won't be me though. I'd never stoop to such a cheesy post.

Odysseus

01-27-2012, 12:09 PM

Now you know somebody's gonna come along and make a "cut the cheese" joke next. :rolleyes:
It won't be me though. I'd never stoop to such a cheesy post.

Nah, we're way ahead of you on those kinds of posts, and we know that you'd never ketchup to the rest of us that way, but I can still relish the thought of you trying to get out of the pickle that you're in by hot dogging some puns about condiments. :D