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Apocalypse
01-23-2012, 07:06 PM
HAHAHA!!!


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Dateline Portland Oregon, January 18, 2011 - Lock up the kids honey, Occupy Portland is on the move again. I have been doing Citizen Journalism for about a year and a half now. File this one under whatever the heck you want: I have officially seen it all. In a bizarre creepy twist to the so-called “movement,” which has cost the city well in excess of $1.75M, Occupy Portland has formed a group called: ”Occubears.” (https://www.facebook.com/Occubears)
The information for the group includes the following:

Carebears come to life to protect the 99% and heal the 1%




Description:
– Occubears are the frontline peace block to help protect protestors from the police batons.




Current needs:
– Base of operations (preferably the same location) A.K.A. Care-A-Lot
– A place to store materials & equipment that will become the occubears.
– A place to build them.




People:
– To creatively design the occubears for both comfort and functionality on the front lines- to help build the Occubears once the design phase is complete.




Materials:
– Suits: (Single Colored) Hoodies, Sweat pants, Big puffy jackets.
– Padding: Soft plush material stuffing, old camping pads, old pillows, old down comforters, old comfy chairs.
– Joint pads: Knee, elbow, shoulder hips & fingers/hands
– Helmets (baseball, football, skate boarding, rollerblading, snow boarding)
Keep reading… (http://5440fight.com/2012/01/18/creepy-time-at-occupy-occubears/)

Rockntractor
01-23-2012, 07:14 PM
Down twinkles!:eek:

SarasotaRepub
01-23-2012, 07:16 PM
Shoot them bears...:D

Apocalypse
01-23-2012, 07:20 PM
These guys are going to be getting between the police and the protesters when conflicts happen. They honestly believe a cop wont club them a few more times just for good measure if confronted by these morons. lol

JB
01-23-2012, 07:23 PM
Outstanding.

The Brigade loves easily identifiable targets.

JB
01-23-2012, 07:31 PM
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Know what's sad? Those are non-females. And non-children.

I refer to them that way because they are not men. You want to know why the country is heading into a certain shitty direction? Take a look.

SarasotaRepub
01-23-2012, 07:54 PM
Man...those retards are pathetic.

NJCardFan
01-23-2012, 11:48 PM
As I keep saying, they're children who refuse to grow up.

Odysseus
01-24-2012, 08:39 AM
"Yogi, Mr. Ranger won't like you hanging out with filthy hippies. He said that he's breaking out the pepper spray." :D

noonwitch
01-24-2012, 09:32 AM
OWS wouldn't be a complete freak show without some furries.

Adam Wood
01-24-2012, 10:24 AM
Hopefully, the police will simply switch from pepper spray to flame throwers.

DumbAss Tanker
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
OWS wouldn't be a complete freak show without some furries.

Get out of my head!!!

:D

Odysseus
01-24-2012, 11:36 AM
OWS wouldn't be a complete freak show without some furries.
Well, this certainly makes it more of a freak show, but I think that it was pretty complete before this.

Hopefully, the police will simply switch from pepper spray to flame throwers.

Nah, just water cannons. Wet fur feels awful and smells worse, especially when the furry hasn't bothered bathing in a while.