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02-14-2012, 11:25 PM
These four older ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside together near the church
And chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UFq47cNgOgQ/TxxYO93E7gI/AAAAAAAAFtM/Eb3AYaZph_4/s640/ladies001.jpg

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida ,
They just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by
The Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four
Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
Here they are today...................

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HXwx59v1_SY/TxxY2N4Y1qI/AAAAAAAAFtU/iqRzBFKCHHw/s640/ladies002.jpg

No.......This is TRUE! Really!
Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously...

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee"
(You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)

NJCardFan
02-15-2012, 02:24 AM
You know, the sad thing is that there is probably at least 1 person who would send money expecting the water expecting it to work. Besides, everyone knows that you need a tear from a mermaid in order for the water to work. :D

Bailey
02-15-2012, 05:14 AM
Don't want to be picky but those women are chunky and pushing 40. Nice racks though :D

So those old women got ripped off :D ;)

ABC in Georgia
02-17-2012, 04:14 PM
Wow!

I don't care how old they really are guys ... I wouldn't mess with the one in the red bikini ... she still looks dangerous when wet! :biggrin:

~ ABC

Madisonian
02-21-2012, 07:48 PM
Don't want to be picky but those women are chunky and pushing 40. Nice racks though :D

So those old women got ripped off :D ;)

When you are 60, you will be begging for a 40 year old. Even chunky ones like those.:biggrin: