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NJCardFan
03-19-2012, 01:58 AM
If you haven't heard to the Urban Dictionary, it's a place where lots of every day terms or ghetto language is posted with definitions. It's sort of a Wiki of dictionaries meaning you can post a definition. Well, for the shits of it, I looked up Occutard and this is the definition:



1. occutard
Spoiled brats that blame hard-working, successful people for magically causing the failures of their own lives. Occutards have been coddled by their parents from birth and given everything they want without being expected to work for it. Now grown, they expect the government to arrive in place of their parents and provide everything their hearts desire for free. Furthermore, they believe that camping out in front of a random bank/government office will accomplish this goal. Can be heard regurgitating Marxist slogans, demonizing "the rich", whining about the inequities of life and condemning "evil corporations" for destroying their "fair chance". Occutard camps allow them to return to their natural state of not bathing, defecating/fornicating in public and participating in drum circles. Their ultimate goal is to create the occutard utopia in which the nanny-state plunders money from the productive members of society and "redistributes" it to them, removing any necessity to ever work.

Wow, can't get more accurate than that.

Odysseus
03-19-2012, 08:43 AM
Wow, can't get more accurate than that.

Not without giving their DU names, anyway. :biggrin-new:

AmPat
03-19-2012, 01:20 PM
Change the geography to mommy and daddy's basement, and you'll describe the rest of the DU idiots.

ralph wiggum
03-19-2012, 06:42 PM
Change the geography to mommy and daddy's basement, and you'll describe the rest of the DU idiots.

Don't forget to include the "cheeto-stained" fingers in the description.

SarasotaRepub
03-19-2012, 09:39 PM
Hmmm...I wonder if you lookup Nadin will it show "Fact Checker"???? :friendly_wink:

AmPat
03-19-2012, 09:46 PM
Don't forget to include the "cheeto-stained" fingers in the description.
Well heck, that's as obvious as their finger firmly planted in their nostril.

Rockntractor
03-19-2012, 09:49 PM
Well heck, that's as obvious as their finger firmly planted in their nostril.

Orange nostril.