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Gentleman Pirate
03-21-2012, 02:03 PM
I was in the restaurant the other day when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

03-21-2012, 02:27 PM
And if you had your trusty parrot with you, as all good pirates do ...

You could have blamed it on HIM! :biggrin-new:


03-21-2012, 02:51 PM
Wow, he got banned?

03-21-2012, 10:18 PM
...Dude...you're bounced already?

I was ready to give you a welcome back and already you're on the sidelines. Kudos.

03-21-2012, 10:21 PM
Wow, he got banned?

Woo... that was fast.

03-22-2012, 10:26 AM
Hopefully, he didn't get banned for this post because it is hilarious!