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Hawkgirl
03-30-2012, 08:54 PM
...You have just won the MEGA-MILLION...$462 MILLION dollars.

What would you do with all that $$$$?

First of all, I would not tell anyone at my job. I would hand in my resignation at work with a lame excuse about a long commute and give a two week notice.

I would pay off my 2 mortgages.

I would pay off my brother's mortgage and buy him and his wife a house.

I would buy my parents a bigger home with a live in housekeeping staff and chef.

I would buy myself a luxury home with a live in housekeeping staff and chef.

I'd open up a trust fund for my daughter and soon to be godson and dump a lot of cash in each.

I would by a vacation home in Sicily with a view of the Mediterranean.

I would by a home in Switzerland with a view of the Alps..and also open up a Swiss Bank account and dump the rest of the money in there for me to use at my leisure :adoration:

JB
03-30-2012, 09:05 PM
Take the loot. Fake my own death. Bounce.

Kay
03-30-2012, 09:05 PM
If I win I will buy a custom yacht and sell everything else I own.
I'll hire a few old crusty Merchant Marine types for me crew.
Then I'll cruise around off the coast of Africa and be a pirate. http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/char1/character0006.gif
I might cruise around the Carib some too. I'd blend in by day
and then slit throats and plunder by night.

JB
03-30-2012, 09:12 PM
If I win I will buy a custom yacht and sell everything else I own.
I'll hire a few old crusty Merchant Marine types for me crew.
Then I'll cruise around off the coast of Africa and be a pirate. http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/char1/character0006.gif
I might cruise around the Carib some too. I'd blend in by day
and then slit throats and plunder by night.For being a newly minted gazillionaire you sure are engaging in some high risk activities. Unless this has been a lifelong dream for you. :smile-new:

SarasotaRepub
03-30-2012, 09:30 PM
Start smiling, a lot.

And tell SLW: babe, remember you told me buying the Lotto was such a waste...:star:

Kay
03-30-2012, 09:34 PM
Unless this has been a lifelong dream for you. :smile-new:

I think I may have been a pirate in one of my past lives. :cool:


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNDj5UTqBE

Rockntractor
03-30-2012, 09:40 PM
I'd get a new fence around the whole place and buy my own tire machine!

NJCardFan
03-31-2012, 03:33 AM
I already know i lost.

SarasotaRepub
03-31-2012, 07:41 AM
Looks like 1 person from Baltimore County, Maryland won it all!!

Bailey
03-31-2012, 08:25 AM
Besides paying off all my debt and taking care of my family, I would find the HOTTEST 4 red headed prostitutes in the world and well you know :)

Kay
03-31-2012, 10:49 AM
Looks like 1 person from Baltimore County, Maryland won it all!!

There were 3 winners that will split the jackpot
from Maryland Kansas and Illinois.

I haven't checked my numbers yet to see if I got
5 or 4. Last drawing the people who only got 5
won $250,000. I don't think I could be a pirate
on that.

Rockntractor
03-31-2012, 11:13 AM
I came so close to winning, next time I may even buy a ticket!

NJCardFan
03-31-2012, 12:58 PM
There were 3 winners that will split the jackpot
from Maryland Kansas and Illinois.

I haven't checked my numbers yet to see if I got
5 or 4. Last drawing the people who only got 5
won $250,000. I don't think I could be a pirate
on that.

I think the 5 + 0 payout is always $250K. My brother lives in Baltimore. I hope it was him!

Hawkgirl
03-31-2012, 01:29 PM
3 people's lives just changed. Lucky them.

SarasotaRepub
03-31-2012, 01:45 PM
Cool, now 3 winners! Good for them!

Starbuck
03-31-2012, 04:28 PM
3 people's lives just changed. Lucky them.

Maybe. We can all hope so. But I am sure you know as well as I do all the horror stories of those lucky few who won this kind of money and then then made all the wrong decisions. Lives can be ruined by being lucky, too.:friendly_wink:

Articulate_Ape
03-31-2012, 04:44 PM
Cool, now 3 winners! Good for them!

Yeah, but none of them was you. You should have listened to SLW, you chump. :biggrin-new:

JB
03-31-2012, 07:37 PM
Kansas man buys lottery tickets.

Walking back to his car he announces to a friend "I've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning" than winning the lottery.

Gets struck by lightning.

Does not win lottery.

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/kansas-man-struck-lightning-hours-buying-lottery-tickets-203600215.html) :smile-new:

namvet
03-31-2012, 09:09 PM
...You have just won the MEGA-MILLION...$462 MILLION dollars.

What would you do with all that $$$$?

First of all, I would not tell anyone at my job. I would hand in my resignation at work with a lame excuse about a long commute and give a two week notice.

I would pay off my 2 mortgages.

I would pay off my brother's mortgage and buy him and his wife a house.

I would buy my parents a bigger home with a live in housekeeping staff and chef.

I would buy myself a luxury home with a live in housekeeping staff and chef.

I'd open up a trust fund for my daughter and soon to be godson and dump a lot of cash in each.

I would by a vacation home in Sicily with a view of the Mediterranean.

I would by a home in Switzerland with a view of the Alps..and also open up a Swiss Bank account and dump the rest of the money in there for me to use at my leisure :adoration:

why bother with a resignation ??? call it in. tell em your rich and go piss off