View Full Version : Speaking of the Enterprise

04-09-2012, 12:26 PM

I almost lost blader control from laughing so hard at this:

What comes as a bit of a surprise, however, is the Iranian report put out Saturday through its Mehr News Agency, saying that Tehran is demanding the Enterprise halt its passage into the Strait of Hormuz, and report to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corp's Sepah station.

Iran says that while it's there, the ship's commander will answer Revolutionary Guard questions and wait until it receives official permission before entering the area.

04-09-2012, 12:49 PM
Maybe FearLess Leader told the E to be "nice"??? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

04-09-2012, 02:45 PM
Maybe FearLess Leader told the E to be "nice"??? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I guess it all depends on whether he sent Captain Picard or Captain Kirk.

04-09-2012, 03:39 PM

Screw Iran and their "official permission".

04-09-2012, 04:59 PM

"Captain, we are being hailed by something called a 'mullah', who is ordering us to lay down our arms, stop eating pork and cover our women from head to toe."

"Mr. Sulu, set phasers on 'Crusade' and fire when ready."

04-09-2012, 05:39 PM
Watch Obama hand them the keys to the Enterprise so they have something to land their stealth drone on.

04-10-2012, 12:33 PM
the big E is on her last cruise. she's headed for the junk yard