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SarasotaRepub
04-14-2012, 08:08 AM
Very weird story... (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/14/world/americas/colombia-summit-secret-service/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)



From Dan Lothian, CNN White House Correspondent
updated 8:01 AM EDT, Sat April 14, 2012

Cartagena, Colombia (CNN) -- Twelve Secret Service agents sent to Colombia ahead of President Barack Obama were relieved of duty and returned home amid allegations of misconduct that involved prostitution, the man who tipped news agencies to the investigation told CNN Saturday.

The incident in Cartagena -- one of two security issues that occurred Friday -- overshadowed the start of the sixth Summit of the Americas, where the president was to focus on trade, energy and regional security with 33 of the hemisphere's 35 leaders.

"One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police," said Ronald Kessler, a former Washington Post reporter and author of "In the President's Secret Service: Behind the Scenes With Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect."

The Washington Post, which was the first to report the story, said it was alerted to the investigation by Kessler.

JB
04-14-2012, 08:06 PM
It is weird. I thought the ho was supposed to get the money up front. :biggrin-new:

And what the hell is a ho doing going to the cops anyway?

I don't know what's going to happen to these guys, if anything, but the stupidity is on another level if they all lose their jobs because one skank didn't get the Benjamins. Has to be more to this.

Rockntractor
04-14-2012, 08:29 PM
It is weird. I thought the ho was supposed to get the money up front. :biggrin-new:

And what the hell is a ho doing going to the cops anyway?

I don't know what's going to happen to these guys, if anything, but the stupidity is on another level if they all lose their jobs because one skank didn't get the Benjamins. Has to be more to this.

If this was one ho and 12 secret service men I would hope the government is paying for her huge birth control costs!
I'm betting this is only a fluke.

JB
04-14-2012, 08:43 PM
I'm betting this is only a fluke.Groan.

Although, Cartagena is a beach town so her vagina was probably sandy.

Artois
04-18-2012, 02:58 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r574/Vonnengut123/ClintonColumbia.jpg

Deadhead
04-18-2012, 03:31 PM
I'm thankful for this story because it let me make this meme. I'm just hoping at least one other person here has watched Arrested Development

http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj550/mkkspud/jeffrey_tambor.jpg

Odysseus
04-18-2012, 06:30 PM
http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r574/Vonnengut123/ClintonColumbia.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl:

This is actually a pretty big security violation. If one of the hookers was a plant, she could have bugged the Secret Service commo, or gotten access to Obama's itinerary. These guys screwed up big time, and need to find work in the private sector.

Rockntractor
04-18-2012, 06:57 PM
The secret service is in South America fucking Colombians while Obama is in Florida fucking Americans.http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17418.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

Rockntractor
04-18-2012, 07:39 PM
Nibblin on sponge cake
Watchin the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin to boil

Chorus:
Wastin away again in margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobodys fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin away again in margaritaville
Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

Odysseus
04-18-2012, 10:27 PM
Occupied Wall Street
Watchin the cops beat
All of those hippies covered with crud
Circle of drummin'
Change we are bummin'
Smell that crowd, they could use them some suds

Chorus:
Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Not working much, to pay my own rent
Some people claim it's myself, I should blame
But I know it's that damned 1%

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show 'cause the protest's a flop
But if I sound nutty
I'll get myself bloody
That's all we can do is provoke all the cops

Chorus:
Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Searchin for a stolen MACbook or two
Some people claim that it's just Wall Street to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be the Jooooooos

I ran out of laundry
Then called up my mommy
Paid my bail had to cruise on back home
But once it turns warmer
We'll campaign for Obama
For hope and change that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Searching for my commemorative bong
I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
Even though it's my own damn fault
Yes and I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
Though I know it's my own damn fault

Rockntractor
04-18-2012, 11:24 PM
Occupied Wall Street
Watchin the cops beat
All of those hippies covered with crud
Circle of drummin'
Change we are bummin'
Smell that crowd, they could use them some suds

Chorus:
Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Not working much, to pay my own rent
Some people claim it's myself, I should blame
But I know it's that damned 1%

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show 'cause the protest's a flop
But if I sound nutty
I'll get myself bloody
That's all we can do is provoke all the cops

Chorus:
Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Searchin for a stolen MACbook or two
Some people claim that it's just Wall Street to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be the Jooooooos

I ran out of laundry
Then called up my mommy
Paid my bail had to cruise on back home
But once it turns warmer
We'll campaign for Obama
For hope and change that helps me hang on

Wastin away again in an Obamaville
Searching for my commemorative bong
I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
Even though it's my own damn fault
Yes and I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
Though I know it's my own damn fault
Outstanding!

Artois
04-19-2012, 09:24 AM
I'm thankful for this story because it let me make this meme. I'm just hoping at least one other person here has watched Arrested Development

:thumbsup:


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl:

This is actually a pretty big security violation. If one of the hookers was a plant, she could have bugged the Secret Service commo, or gotten access to Obama's itinerary. These guys screwed up big time, and need to find work in the private sector.

I agree. Pretty heinous amount of unprofessionalism that calls for immediately being removed from duty, and almost certainly terminated after the investigation.