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Rockntractor
04-20-2012, 12:00 PM
In the future brothels will serve-up robot prostitutes offering clean, guilt-free sex, say researchers.

The prediction was made in a research paper examining what the sex industry will be like in the year 2050.

Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars of the Victoria Management School in Wellington, New Zealand, wrote about an imaginary brothel in Amsterdam's red-light district called Yub-Yum.

The research paper titled Robots, Men And Sex Tourism describes the brothel as being "modern and gleaming with about 100 scantily clad blondes and brunettes parading around in exotic G-strings and lingerie," io9 reported.

SUMMARY

Robot prostitutes will revolutionize sex industry

Researchers say brothels will offer them by 2050

They will also put an end to sex trafficking

They said clients would pay $9,500 for an "all-inclusive service," featuring lap dances and intercourse from "a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicity, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features."

The lifelike sex robots would offer people a guilt-free sexual experience devoid of sexually transmitted diseases, the researchers wrote.

They also predicted robot prostitution would put a stop to human trafficking associated with the sex industry.

“In 2050, Amsterdam's red light district will all be about android prostitutes who are clean of sexual transmitted infections,” the researchers wrote.

"All androids are made of bacteria-resistant fiber ... guaranteeing no sexually transmitted diseases are transferred between consumers."

They said the city council would have direct control over android sex workers – including prices, hours of operations and sexual services.

Android sex workers may also provide a "guilt free" experience for men, with prostitution gaining a new level of respectability, the paper said.

“Clients feel guilt free as they actually haven't had sex with a real person and therefore don't have to lie to their partner," researchers said, according to the Daily Mail.

However, the paper said the introduction of sex bots would force human sex workers out of work.

In 2007 Netherlands university student David Levy said humans will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050.

He completed a PhD on the subject of human-robot relationships and said robots would become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people would fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/04/20/researchers-predict-brothels-will-offer-robot-prostitutes-by-2050/#ixzz1sb4LjyMu
A soft computer with a weenie port?

Bailey
04-20-2012, 12:12 PM
Damn I will be 80 by then :(

Novaheart
04-20-2012, 12:16 PM
http://kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/callista-gingrich.jpg?w=470

Yes, my lord Mudd.

Odysseus
04-20-2012, 12:19 PM
It's a ho-bot!

And, you'd better not think of trying to get away without paying.


http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/robot.jpg
"Hey, baby, want a date?"

Bailey
04-20-2012, 12:37 PM
It's a ho-bot!

And, you'd better not think of trying to get away without paying.


http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/robot.jpg
"Hey, baby, want a date?"

Well if she looked like that broad that played the female terminator on that TV show all I can say is HELL YES!!

Rockntractor
04-20-2012, 01:11 PM
You can turn their speakers on and off with the push of a button(or possibly turn of a nipple) and they have the first true voice command!:woot::party:

noonwitch
04-20-2012, 01:15 PM
At least when the customers break them, the pimp won't have to have his employees dump the remains somewhere in a swamp or desert.


I predict that most men will still prefer human women, but women will probably prefer the robots.

Odysseus
04-20-2012, 01:20 PM
Well if she looked like that broad that played the female terminator on that TV show all I can say is HELL YES!!

Or the one in T3. Summer Glau and Kristian Loken are hotties. But, does a ho-bot depreciate like a car? How often do you have to replace fluids, pads and brakes? Can riding in the lower gears provide more traction? And will hobbyists soup up their hot rods for greater performance?

http://www.blogography.com/photos24/TerminatorFOX.jpg

Rockntractor
04-20-2012, 01:23 PM
At least when the customers break them, the pimp won't have to have his employees dump the remains somewhere in a swamp or desert.


I predict that most men will still prefer human women, but women will probably prefer the robots.

Self cleaning would be nice, they could put a garden hose port on them so you could set them out in the yard and use them for a lawn sprinkler while they cycle through self clean!http://planetsmilies.net/cool-smiley-4971.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

fettpett
04-20-2012, 01:36 PM
so they think the $9500 price is going to kill human trafficking? fat chance...doesn't matter what the technology is, there will be people that want real humans and will pay out the ass for it. This is just wishful thinking on the part of these researchers.

Rockntractor
04-20-2012, 01:40 PM
and will pay out the ass for it. This is just wishful thinking on the part of these researchers.

Interesting, ass crack card swiper.

fettpett
04-20-2012, 01:42 PM
Interesting, ass crack card swiper.

LOL....thats one place to place the credit card swipper

Bailey
04-20-2012, 01:47 PM
Or the one in T3. Summer Glau and Kristian Loken are hotties. But, does a ho-bot depreciate like a car? How often do you have to replace fluids, pads and brakes? Can riding in the lower gears provide more traction? And will hobbyists soup up their hot rods for greater performance?

http://www.blogography.com/photos24/TerminatorFOX.jpg

She probably wont complain when you want the balloon knot.

fettpett
04-20-2012, 01:55 PM
just think...if you miss and go for the "wrong" hole...you don't have to hear the squeal :cool:

Bailey
04-20-2012, 02:08 PM
just think...if you miss and go for the "wrong" hole...you don't have to hear the squeal :cool:

I would have to program her to make samiches and not to talk unless its "what kind of samich you want" etc

Odysseus
04-20-2012, 02:22 PM
just think...if you miss and go for the "wrong" hole...you don't have to hear the squeal :cool:

It'll be a different kind of squeal, like when you're in the wrong gear. :evil-grin:

Rockntractor
04-20-2012, 02:35 PM
It'll be a different kind of squeal, like when you're in the wrong gear. :evil-grin:

There are some here more inclined to run in that gear.http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/scare/smileys-scare-394425.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

Articulate_Ape
04-20-2012, 06:02 PM
http://kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/callista-gingrich.jpg?w=470

Yes, my lord Mudd.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :biggrin-new:

Odysseus
04-21-2012, 12:22 AM
There are some here more inclined to run in that gear.http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/scare/smileys-scare-394425.gif (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/)

Some people just can't handle a stick. :evil-grin:

m00
04-21-2012, 12:37 AM
Some people just can't handle a stick. :evil-grin:

Novaheart, that's your cue.

RobJohnson
06-14-2012, 01:54 AM
This could be bad news for the working girls of Nye County Nevada.

I'm waiting to hear BadCat's opinion on this one. :evil-grin:

Novaheart
06-14-2012, 08:53 AM
Damn I will be 80 by then :(

So the robots will be just in time. Sexbot2910 will tell you you are handsome, interesting, and virile. Hopefully she's come with a video camera and a laugh track.