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bijou
04-29-2012, 04:41 AM
The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man's pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.Tulsa television station KOTV reports (http://is.gd/VCLjs3 ) the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell. Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2012/04/27/3579963/meth-lab-explodes-in-mans-pants.html#storylink=cpy

Odysseus
04-29-2012, 10:57 AM
Probable cause was established when the perp was approached by a female officer and asked, "Is that a meth lab in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Janice
04-29-2012, 11:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CDRd9.jpg

Theres a party in his pants, and everyo.... umm never mind, partys cancelled.

Rockntractor
04-29-2012, 11:54 AM
I think this has happened here before, our border with Arkansas is too porous.

SarasotaRepub
04-29-2012, 12:08 PM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090129204429/uncyclopedia/images/4/45/Nuke_explosion.gif

:evil-grin:

Wei Wu Wei
04-29-2012, 01:07 PM
Whew. It's good to see rock is still posting I was afraid he was injured when I saw the thread title.

Rockntractor
04-29-2012, 01:48 PM
Whew. It's good to see rock is still posting I was afraid he was injured when I saw the thread title.

Pigs don't wear pants.http://serve.mysmiley.net/confused/confused0077.gif (http://www.celebrityfashionarchive.com)

Odysseus
04-29-2012, 04:24 PM
Whew. It's good to see rock is still posting I was afraid he was injured when I saw the thread title.

Will you know which of your students it was before you call roll on Monday morning?

JB
04-29-2012, 08:05 PM
Did he end up losing his crank?

Rockntractor
04-29-2012, 08:16 PM
Did he end up losing his crank?

I think all it did was blister Mr. Winky, they took him on to jail.

Articulate_Ape
04-29-2012, 09:06 PM
This kind of give a new meaning to "Breaking Bad".

linda22003
04-30-2012, 11:37 AM
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/0/0/2/6/2/1/meth-lab-32804848350.jpeg

bijou
04-30-2012, 12:08 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/0/0/2/6/2/1/meth-lab-32804848350.jpeg

That reminds me of the old joke ...

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog
on the examination table.
The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells
the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a
second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the
cat down next to the dog's body.
The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing
the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says,
"I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
So, the vet brings in a black Labrador.
The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at
the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says,
"I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks
how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my
initial diagnosis.
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."

JB
04-30-2012, 07:41 PM
The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests.That's absolutely terrible.

Don't get me wrong though, I will tell this joke. :biggrin-new: