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Gina
05-01-2012, 03:08 AM
Man sues BMW (http://www.wzzm13.com/news/article/210905/14/Man-sues-BMW-for-persistent-erection)

Man sues BMW for 'persistent' erection

(USA TODAY) - A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.
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According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."



What a country!

Odysseus
05-01-2012, 08:37 AM
Man sues BMW (http://www.wzzm13.com/news/article/210905/14/Man-sues-BMW-for-persistent-erection)

Man sues BMW for 'persistent' erection

(USA TODAY) - A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.
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According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."



What a country!

In a related note, sales of 1993 BMW bikes with "ridge-like" seats are up among men who are not up. :biggrin-new:

jediab
05-01-2012, 09:59 AM
If it's true and BMW is at fault here, they sure made a serious boner.

JB
05-01-2012, 11:59 AM
The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish." ???

Ur doing it wrong.

Odysseus
05-01-2012, 12:44 PM
If it's true and BMW is at fault here, they sure made a serious boner.

Yeah, but it all depends on the evidence. Even if it's junk science, if the lawyers can find enough jurors with a hard on for BMW, then they could erect a case.

Apache
05-01-2012, 01:47 PM
Yeah, but it all depends on the evidence. Even if it's junk science, if the lawyers can find enough jurors with a hard on for BMW, then they could erect a case.

... and you know the damages awarded will be stiff.

Gina
05-01-2012, 01:51 PM
... and you know the damages awarded will be stiff.

I wonder why he didn't just get off



the bike?

Apache
05-01-2012, 02:32 PM
I wonder why he didn't just get off



the bike?

Maybe if he thought a head, he would've... :biggrin-new: