View Full Version : Minnesota Police Find Naked Man Tied to Tree, Seeking Anonymous Sex

05-27-2012, 02:19 PM
Police is Ramsey, Minn., happened upon the sight of a naked, blindfolded man bound to a tree two weeks ago. Authorities say they found Alan Petrusson tied to a tree near a public park, where he was waiting for sex with a stranger.

Petrusson says he was just sleeping, but the cops donít buy that. Who sleeps naked, tied to a tree? ...http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/05/minnesota-police-find-naked-man-tied-to-tree-seeking-anonymous-sex

The police in Ramsey are so skeptical. :friendly_wink:

05-27-2012, 02:50 PM
The wood jokes are practically writing themselves.

05-27-2012, 09:33 PM
I take it Al Franken did not show up for his date then?