View Full Version : I take Zoloft and my cat

06-02-2012, 03:16 PM
Only a DUmmie... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002757091) :rolleyes:

Sat Jun 2, 2012, 11:59 AM

I take Zoloft and my cat

takes Elavil. We are a pair.

I have to take it for depression. Mouse has to take it for mega-fits. These are well beyond regular cat fits that they sometimes whirl into without warning.

She has allergies, and at times the itching will drive her crazy. She's high strung and when she really gets started, I can't calm her down. Her sister, Scat, will disappear into another dimension until its over. She makes the Tasmanian Devil look sluggish.

I don't have to do this much for her. Thank gawd!

And this fool thinks it and its kind should rule...

DumbAss Tanker
06-02-2012, 03:43 PM
The cat sounds like the more stable of the two.

Dan D. Doty
06-02-2012, 07:09 PM
Maybe the cat needs a new owner instead of drugs.

DumbAss Tanker
06-02-2012, 07:24 PM
Maybe the cat needs a new owner instead of drugs.

I dunno, Dan, if the cat is a Democrat loser like his owner, it sounds like a pretty sweet deal - free room, board, and drugs, with the landlord doing all the heavy lifting. That's pretty much what they're all looking for, judging by their posts.