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SarasotaRepub
06-09-2012, 12:02 PM
I can't stop laughing... (http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/09/world/africa/somalia-al-shabaab-bounties/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)




By the CNN Wire Staff
updated 10:45 AM EDT, Sat June 9, 2012


(CNN) -- The United States offers millions for information leading to the capture of the world's most wanted terrorists.

A Somali militant group has purportedly countered with an offer of camels for U.S. officials.

Al-Shabaab has placed a bounty of 10 camels for President Barack Obama and two camels for information on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.



I know I shouldn't laugh but...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :biggrin-new:

Rockntractor
06-09-2012, 12:07 PM
Ridiculous! He isn't worth two.

Odysseus
06-09-2012, 12:15 PM
Ridiculous! He isn't worth two.

Oh, I don't know... ten packs of Camels seems to be the going rate in prisons.

AmPat
06-09-2012, 12:34 PM
The reward should equal the value;
no more than ten piles of camel poop for the Nin-Com-Poop In Chief.

Rockntractor
06-09-2012, 12:41 PM
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/Nov_12_2010_ObamaG20_Subdued_AP.jpg=http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/camels.jpg

Articulate_Ape
06-09-2012, 01:11 PM
They must be really serious if they are willing to offer up their sex partners as bounty.

Rockntractor
06-09-2012, 01:35 PM
Top 10 reasons why a camel is preferable to Obama:
1. Camels have a better disposition.
2. Obama turns fertile land into desert whereas a camel only crosses them.
3. Camels are better golfers
4. Camels don't use drugs.
5. Camels wives have happier faces.
6. Camels don't bow to Chinese.
7. Camels can speak without teleprompters
8. Camels stay of your back
9. Camels don't tell you what to eat.
10. Camels don't need vacation once a month at tax payers expense.

NJCardFan
06-09-2012, 02:58 PM
Oh, I don't know... ten packs of Camels seems to be the going rate in prisons.

Pfft, those scumbags would do it for Bugler's.

Rockntractor
06-09-2012, 08:10 PM
Apparently they want him for breeding purposes.
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/ZebraCamel.jpg

Janice
06-09-2012, 08:52 PM
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/Nov_12_2010_ObamaG20_Subdued_AP.jpg=http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/camels.jpg

I see a resemblance in the areas around the mouth and the ears. Are they related?

Apache
06-09-2012, 09:07 PM
I see a resemblance in the areas around the mouth and the ears. Are they related?

Take that back NOW Janice...




or I'll send you a PISSED off camel POSTAGE DUE!



You think I'm kidding? ask around the board, I'm NOT! :OhNoes:

Retread
06-09-2012, 09:37 PM
I see a resemblance in the areas around the mouth and the ears. Are they related?


RACIST RETHUG!!!

Janice
06-09-2012, 09:51 PM
Umm... please accept my humblest apologies. I meant no dishonor to these fine camels.

Apache
06-09-2012, 10:09 PM
Umm... please accept my humblest apologies. I meant no dishonor to these fine camels.

Very well then. Carry on...







:biggrin-new:



Now, if you wanna talk pigs....:evil-grin:

SaintLouieWoman
06-09-2012, 10:13 PM
Just how much is a camel going for these days? :biggrin-new:

Apache
06-09-2012, 10:22 PM
Just how much is a camel going for these days? :biggrin-new:

My last one cost $4800...just sayin' :friendly_wink:

Rockntractor
06-09-2012, 10:40 PM
My last one cost $4800...just sayin' :friendly_wink:

Was it used?

ThinkingBig
06-09-2012, 10:57 PM
Life imitates art.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs

Odysseus
06-10-2012, 12:12 AM
Just how much is a camel going for these days? :biggrin-new:

The last time that I was in Kuwait, I was told that brown camels are more common than white ones, so white camels go for about ten times as much as brown ones. Even with camels, a brother can't catch a break from the man. :friendly_wink: