View Full Version : How to Entertain Yourself in the Joint

06-13-2012, 12:59 AM
Join the sewing crew that makes the female guards uniforms (http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2012/06/washington_inmates_banned_from.php).


There was some hanky panky going on with the uniform making," Walsh explains. "The seams were a little tight on the seat of the pants on the men, and there was some gape around the bra area on the women's blouses...One lady told me she had a thick gap and you could look right into her shirt."

Walsh, whose district includes the maximum security state penitentiary in Walla Walla, acknowledges that it sounds like an extraordinarily elaborate prank, but she heard from guards at several facilities that inmates were intentionally spacing buttons far apart, and otherwise tampering with the guards' clothing.

06-13-2012, 01:08 AM
I'd say these young men were paying their debt to society!

06-13-2012, 01:25 AM
What? You mean female prison guards aren't supposed to look like the ones in those 70s and 80s sexploitation prison flicks?