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SarasotaRepub
06-13-2012, 03:10 PM
Too bad... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002804178)




Wed Jun 13, 2012, 01:07 PM
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I could have got my ass shot the other day....

Last edited Wed Jun 13, 2012, 01:10 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/?com=thread&address=1002804178&info=1#edits)
And I do believe if the woman had a gun, I may have...

Story:

I stopped at my local bank to get money out of the walk up ATM. There was a young lady in front of me doing the same.---kind of cute I might add.

She finished her business, and then it was my turn at the ATM.

I finished and walked back to my car as I counted my money.

I have a black Infinity G35.

So--- I open the door to get in--- and there is the young lady sitting in the drivers seat.

She let out a scream straight from the scariest horror flick you've ever seen.

I let out a scream---but not quite as bad...... dude scream

Both of us just staring at each other not knowing what the hell was going on----until..... I realized, it wasn't my car.

She had a black BMW--- very close looking to my car---OK---not that close...but close enough.

I was so caught up in counting my money from the ATM, I didn't notice I walked up to the wrong car.

I quickly and repeatedly starting apologizing to this poor Lady---pointing at my car and saying----see, our cars look alike.

No matter----the terrified look on her face would not dissipate. The incident clearly scared her to death. She didn't laugh and blow it off---smile---she didn't even speak one word.

I got in my car (the right car)...looked over and watched her drive off...and noticed that instead of taking the turn she wanted---it was blocked by other cars...she went the other way just to get out of dodge.

Here's the thing--- I truly believe that if this lady had a gun in her purse or near by---she may have used it because she was that terrified.

I could not imagine if that happen and she put a hole right in my head.... what would the hell would my family have thought? Hopefully a great detective would have figured out I had a brain fart.

This is a story of why a gun would have been good but could have been bad.






God this clown is an idiot...:rolleyes:

wasp69
06-13-2012, 03:40 PM
God this clown is an idiot...:rolleyes:


Yeah, but did you notice how he was showing off in front of the other DUmmies?



I counted my money.

I have a black Infinity G35.

I was so caught up in counting my money

RobJohnson
06-13-2012, 03:54 PM
Yeah, but did you notice how he was showing off in front of the other DUmmies?

A Japanese car? Way to support the UAW! :evil-grin:

Chuck58
06-13-2012, 03:54 PM
I did that same thing once, a long time ago when I was a teen.

I had my folks car, a '63 Galaxie rather than my old '51 Ford. I ambled out of a store and was distracted by a good looking girl across the lot. I walked up to a cream colored car and climbed in. The door was unlocked, which shows how long ago it was. Once behind the wheel, I realized that the steering wheel and dash were different. I got out and discovered it was a Chevy parked beside our Galaxie, same color as our Ford.

Fortunately, the owner of the Chevy wasn't around, and the girl was gone. I blame her for my mistake.

Novaheart
06-13-2012, 04:04 PM
A Japanese car? Way to support the UAW! :evil-grin:

My Toyota Tacoma was built by union workers in Fremont California.

noonwitch
06-13-2012, 04:10 PM
Yeah, but did you notice how he was showing off in front of the other DUmmies?


That probably is enough right there for the rest of them to label him part of the 1%. If he wasn't expressing anti-gun sentiment, he'd be tombstoned.

When I had my previous car, which was a grey Focus, I accidentally picked the wrong car a couple of times at work-there are a lot of grey cars here, and at least two of them are also Focuses (or Focii?). Plus, there are several that are Toyotas, and that is who Ford was trying to compete with when they designed the Focus, so they are somewhat similar in appearance. We all lock our cars, as this is Detroit, so there was no risk of actually opening the door.

AmPat
06-13-2012, 04:20 PM
My Toyota Tacoma was built by union workers in Fremont California.
I gave you a little shove into the key word.

Adam Wood
06-13-2012, 06:00 PM
Yeah, but did you notice how he was showing off in front of the other DUmmies?

Translation from DUmmie to English:


I was a walking robbery target waiting to happen.

Adam Wood
06-13-2012, 06:03 PM
I have a black Infinity G35. Since he doesn't know how to spell the name of this car he allegedly owns (www.infiniti.com/us/), I'm just going to go ahead and call bullshit on the whole bouncy.

Dan D. Doty
06-13-2012, 06:12 PM
I did that same thing once, a long time ago when I was a teen.

I had my folks car, a '63 Galaxie rather than my old '51 Ford. I ambled out of a store and was distracted by a good looking girl across the lot. I walked up to a cream colored car and climbed in. The door was unlocked, which shows how long ago it was. Once behind the wheel, I realized that the steering wheel and dash were different. I got out and discovered it was a Chevy parked beside our Galaxie, same color as our Ford.

Fortunately, the owner of the Chevy wasn't around, and the girl was gone. I blame her for my mistake.

I did same thing myself, I told my buddy that I'd wait for him out in his car. It wasn't his car I ended up sitting in. Good thing I found out my mistake before the owner got back.

And what makes me worse then you Chuck, is it happened back in November 2011 :smilie_wall:

Gina
06-13-2012, 06:24 PM
Since he doesn't know how to spell the name of this car he allegedly owns (www.infiniti.com/us/), I'm just going to go ahead and call bullshit on the whole bouncy.

Agreed! I bet he was just looking at the receipt that was telling him his account was over drawn.

NJCardFan
06-13-2012, 08:02 PM
I think it's funny. They all hate affluence over there unless that person of affluence is a liberal.

RobJohnson
06-14-2012, 12:20 AM
My Toyota Tacoma was built by union workers in Fremont California.

His car was not made in California, dumbass.

I could care less about your make belief life either.

RobJohnson
06-14-2012, 12:23 AM
Agreed! I bet he was just looking at the receipt that was telling him his account was over drawn.


The car and ATM card was stolen and he could not figure out the PIN.

:rotfl:

Cicero
06-14-2012, 01:31 AM
I am surprised this woman didn't drive a suburban while talking frantically on her cell phone about the dark skinned president ruining this great country. I think the original author should lose points for not including the usual stereotypes of conservatives. At least add a Bush Cheney sticker to her bumper.

RobJohnson
06-14-2012, 01:48 AM
He's lucky he was able to get out of there before the cops jumped out of the bushes.

Gina
06-14-2012, 09:21 AM
I carry a brick in my car for just such an emergency.

Adam Wood
06-14-2012, 09:59 AM
I carry a brick in my car for just such an emergency.An emergency like running into Will Pitt? :biggrin-new:

Arroyo_Doble
06-14-2012, 10:06 AM
An emergency like running into Will Pitt? :biggrin-new:

"My God! The retaining wall is slowly collapsing!"

"I can handle this ma'am."

"Who are you?"

"Stone Riprock. Emergency mason."

wasp69
06-14-2012, 10:56 AM
Translation from DUmmie to English:

Pretty much. That and "look at me, you pathetic proles, I have things"!

wasp69
06-14-2012, 10:59 AM
That probably is enough right there for the rest of them to label him part of the 1%.


It was, you should go read the thread.